The shame of VLM..

Mikey P

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not THAT shame...but sort of..


any honest HWE guy will admit if pressed, that they feel a bit guilty performing any VLM process, knowing full well that what comes out of a waste tank can never, ever, be removed by bonnets, sponges, or future vacuuming.

But budget and time constraints, accessibility and labor issues make Cimex/OP'ing/CRB'n the wise if not necessarily, the more moral choice sometimes.

Right?




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the other shame..




So yesterday I was Cimexing a community center that I've did the same one year ago. A bit dingy but most just drink spills.

I was testing a new Encapstore/Steve Smith "economy encap" that Damon sent me to test along with some new pads to replace the baby poop brown pads that Jeremy Sweetland made famous, but are no longer available. 20 gallons in and all appears well other than one or two sp ots that I was surprised didn't allow themselves to get ground down to the bottom. I would think DS2, my normal pixie juice, would have hit em harder.

The new (blue) pads were working well too but they do grab a bit more and when you try and take the weight off the Cimex wheels to put more pressure on tough stains, the machine stalls.
But they last a long time and rip the spoil loose quickly.

...so, back to that shame thing..

as any Cimex owners knows, when you fill up your bucket, you add the Juice last so that the foam doesn't build up, ...right?

well, when I went to fill my last bucket for the job...there it was..


the shame..

the horror...

the humility....

the truth.....

the shit only Damon would dare tell here.......

the 32 years of experience.........

the Mister I Give Back to my Community is an idiot............




the measuring cup with the fvcking 28 ounces of new encap juice that was supposed to go into the last damn bucket-----:eekk::eekk::eekk::eekk::dejection::dejection::dejection::eekk::eekk::eekk::dejection::dejection::dejection::hopeless::hopeless::hopeless::hopeless::hopeless::hopeless::shifty::shifty::shifty::shifty::shifty::lol::lol::eekk::numfi:


OMG.



see, thats what happens when you listen to music, which I almost never do, while working.

I went through the motions and wasn't seeing the signs.
I have a speach down pat for when my guys "Go Through The Motions" and blow it..

I gave it to myself while listening to the Dixie chicks.





But I'll be honest with you... water, aggressive pads and a 140 pound triple planetary machine hid the dirt pretty damn well.


so I swallowed my pride, tip'd my hat to the security cameras and mixed up a double strength batch and went over the area again.



I called them today and asked how it all looked.


They were thrilled. Not a single concern.

I then asked how the area I did last week looked, "Just excellent Mike, you do great work, all the ladies in the office commented how bright and nice it looked on Monday.

I then told him I tested the Zipper SS that day and like a good catholic, explained the difference in processes but he could care less.

"Just send me the invoice Mike and I'll get you paid right away, see ya in a year."
 
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793B5258-CC2C-4C6F-AF3B-125D55D3280A.png IDK Mike, I did a job for a accounting firm last Saturday. This was the guys response..... I only run DS2 @ 1/2 strenght.... guess it’s the power of a thorough prevac, and good ol’ RO H2O....
 

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not THAT shame...but sort of..


any honest HWE guy will admit if pressed, that they feel a bit guilty performing any VLM process, knowing full well that what comes out of a waste tank can never, ever, be removed by bonnets, sponges, or future vacuuming.

But budget and time constraints, accessibility and labor issues make Cimex/OP'ing/CRB'n the wise if not necessarily, the more moral choice sometimes.

Right?




9ae472bd-7aae-4dfd-ac2f-97c6448663e2_400.jpg



the other shame..




So yesterday I was Cimexing a community center that I've did the same one year ago. A bit dingy but most just drink spills.

I was testing a new Encapstore/Steve Smith "economy encap" that Damon sent me to test along with some new pads to replace the baby poop brown pads that Jeremy Sweetland made famous, but are no longer available. 20 gallons in and all appears well other than one or two sp ots that I was surprised didn't allow themselves to get ground down to the bottom. I would think DS2, my normal pixie juice, would have hit em harder.

The new (blue) pads were working well too but they do grab a bit more and when you try and take the weight off the Cimex wheels to put more pressure on tough stains, the machine stalls.
But they last a long time and rip the spoil loose quickly.

...so, back to that shame thing..

as any Cimex owners knows, when you fill up your bucket, you add the Juice last so that the foam doesn't build up, ...right?

well, when I went to fill my last bucket for the job...there it was..


the shame..

the horror...

the humility....

the truth.....

the shit only Damon would dare tell here.......

the 32 years of experience.........

the Mister I Give Back to my Community is an idiot............




the measuring cup with the fvcking 28 ounces of new encap juice that was supposed to go into the last damn bucket-----:eekk::eekk::eekk::eekk::dejection::dejection::dejection::eekk::eekk::eekk::dejection::dejection::dejection::hopeless::hopeless::hopeless::hopeless::hopeless::hopeless::shifty::shifty::shifty::shifty::shifty::lol::lol::eekk::numfi:


OMG.



see, thats what happens when you listen to music, which I almost never do, while working.

I went through the motions and wasn't seeing the signs.
I have a speach down pat for when my guys "Go Through The Motions" and blow it..

I gave it to myself while listening to the Dixie chicks.





But I'll be honest with you... water, aggressive pads and a 140 pound triple planetary machine hid the dirt pretty damn well.


so I swallowed my pride, tip'd my hat to the security cameras and mixed up a double strength batch and went over the area again.



I called them today and asked how it all looked.


They were thrilled. Not a single concern.

I then asked how the area I did last week looked, "Just excellent Mike, you do great work, all the ladies in the office commented how bright and nice it looked on Monday.

I then told him I tested the Zipper SS that day and like a good catholic, explained the difference in processes but he could care less.

"Just send me the invoice Mike and I'll get you paid right away, see ya in a year."
Marty is right! You ARE the DEVIL! :eekk:
 
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Well @Mikey P, let me take over all the encapsulation accounts so that you may put your conscience to ease.

After all, it is devils work, and it would uncouth for a good catholic to participate in such activities...










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carpet cleaning is about soil removal. Unless workers are bringing their RAT dogs and 80 y/o incontinent parents to work, do the job, deposit the check and go to confession 3x a week!!!

OH YEA STFU!
 
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In less soiled areas like hallways you can get away with basically using a very weak SCAMPOO solution.
 

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Now, when you go into that confessional to do your business, take that Cimex and scrub that little piece of carpet and receive all kinds of blessings and forgiveness:headscratch:
 
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I tried cimexing a blood red carpet at a church yesterday. The swirl marks weren’t complimenting it. So after wasting an hour with it, I broke out the wand, ashamed I even tried
 
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Omg, a soft driveway broom will groom those right out. Put the wand away, and Cimex away!!
Nope. I really didn't like how it was coming out. I had already wanted a few areas in that building, and I was more concerned with them looking at those areas, and then looking at the cimex areas, wondering why they look different. My paranoia made me switch back to wanding it.
 
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I keep a soft driveway broom on the truck to groom and agitate prespray. Just push it across the room one way!
 
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