This is a new one

[Zee]

At least to me it's new...

Email that I just got:

"I am interested in placing an order of your Carpet Scents Can you email me with prices of Carpet Scents and size and the type you have in store and do you accept credit card payment? Kindly advise accordingly. my phone number is 443) 888-9430

Thank you
Best Regards
Mr. Ron Cook"




I don't know... Carpet scent is pretty disgusting - as evident in our waste tanks. But hey, I'll send a few bottles and for a lil' extra I'll even fart into it.

 

[hogjowl]

Are you intellectually deprived?
Or do you think we are?
Never mind
Nobody cares

 

[Cleanworks]

Some people just don't have any carpet sense.

 

[Not Born Yesterday]

Email I got today - same phone number:

I am interested in placing an order of your umbrellas Can you email me with prices and size of umbrellas and the type you have in store and do you accept credit cart payment? Kindly advise accordingly. my phone number is 443) 888-9430

Thank you
Best Regards
Mr. bill Wiley

 

[Nomad74]

I would mail them bottle of urine scent.

 

[Clean Response]

I got one asking me about my sweepers on my website.

 

[Mikey P]

I got one asking how much my headless body costs..

 

[Old Coastie]

That one made me laugh, Mike.

Ow...

 

[Nomad74]

I got one asking how much my headless body costs..

Apparently it’s in pretty high demand.

 

[Papa John]

I got one asking how much my headless body costs..

With your big head--That would be like half off