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[NobleCarpetCleaners]

for Home Carpet Cleaning....enjoy

 

[Old Coastie]

She left out the important "sacrifice a chicken" part.

 

[Cleanworks]

With your carpets being so expensive, maybe you should hire a professional carpet cleaner

 

[Bob Pruitt]

I guess I've been doing it wrong...

 

[Bryan Thomson]

Hey....better hope all home owners create this awesome "dirt magnet" ......the carpet should look like crap a week later especially if they have kids.

I guess the pH scale works differently in her universe......mixing an acid "vinegar" with an alkaline "ammonia" ?
Can you say neutralizes each other.....I wonder if her next chemistry lesson will be mixing ammonia with bleach.......now there's a winning combination!

Thanks for the laugh!

 

[WillS]

Like magic

 

[Charlie Lyman]

I thought I was watching a Saturday Night Live skit.