Twas the post before Christmas

[Brian R]

and all through the board
all the cleaners were broke
from all the presents the couldn't afford

While our children are happy and all nustled in beds
we learn and we laugh with posters like Freds

Bawb almost dieing and other old timers
The young bucks a plenty
just trying to get primered

What kind of equipment and what process is best
should we vacuum before?
or give it a rest?

We spring from the keyboard to see what's the matter
all of us sitting and getting much fatter
Pretending that being here will make such a difference
but really we know that is just makes no sense

At the end of the day we do what we want
we say what think but it's all just a stunt

If we make money great if we don't holy crap
should have stayed in school and out of the trap

The trap that can be the most wonderful thing
but can sometimes make us feel like a ding

My hands get dirty and my back gets sore
but we all know it gives us all so much more

to help out some people to stay out of the clutter
we make more than doctors and they treat us like cutters

Don't get me wrong I'm right but kinda rummy
I've eaten all day and there's warmth in my tummy

Ok I'll stop but please remember this
if it wasn't for Mikey Board, I'd really be pissed

I'm going to bed and I'm sure I'll be alright
Merry Mikey's board Christmas and to all a good life.

 

[Brett]

We dined and we partied, till the carpets looked like hell, my profession calling, to clean up the mess. I hauled out my recoil and his little friends, 6 vacs all total, a new rotovac, the best. The lights flickering dim, as I powered up my toys, the red wine and the food, quivering in fear. Their minutes were numbered, they had heard of this beast, the one that made padders and truck mounts look weak.(sorry, couldn't resist) NO PREVAC, NO PRESPRAY, just tide, bleach and paint thinner, all the crap in the carpet disappeared in a blink. Tomorrow I'll realize that I ruined my carpets, but tonight I'm to drunk to really give a shit, I think Santas coming, I think, I think.