Um, Jim...

[Mikey P]

Got a request a quote through email last night they asked the lady to send the pictures of the sectional she wants cleaned.


Um...

 

[hogjowl]

Another one of your millionaire clients?

 

[FB7777]

That last photo looks like the Rorschach Test

 

[Mikey P]

Michel Ducaroy Fabric Fireside Chair

Discover our stunning Michel Ducaroy Fabric Fireside Chair, a timeless piece that transforms and elevates your space. Order yours today!

manhattanhomedesign.com

 

[Cleanworks]

Do they have a lisp? What's polyether foam?

 

[Brian H]

It's easy to clean, it even says so on their website!!

 

[Willy P]

A little smeared dog oils scare you? Upholstery shampoo, a striped hand pad and simple extraction. I used to enjoy those ones.

 

[Jim Pemberton]

The folds will be a PITA

At least they sent pics with the culprits present

 

[Jim Pemberton]

I'm trying to edit back my "Inner @Radar Foster" and just say that the picture of the interior designer who is endorsing the fabric on the site seems like the kind of guy who would own that kind of furniture.

 

[hogjowl]

Not very nice

 

[Scott S.]

I'm trying to edit back my "Inner @Radar Foster" and just say that the picture of the interior designer who is endorsing the fabric on the site seems like the kind of guy who would own that kind of furniture.

Looks like the inside of an intestine with all the folds.

 

[Numero Uno]

Unleash yer inner...