VLM experiment day

[Mikey P]

Not dirty enough to need HWE every visit.
They pre paid for a year's worth of visits every 6 weeks..

Tried all sorts of combos

I think we settled on spot cleaning with a uph spotter machine and encapping with Releasit and micro bonnets.

The compound worked great but takes too long.

 

[hogjowl]

Big Lug Mikey?

 

[Mikey P]

Burrough of Land Management

 

[Mikey P]

$900 a yard for the bath room cpt.

 

[Cleanworks]

Who in their right mind puts carpet in a bathroom, never mind $900 a yard carpet.

 

[Desk Jockey]

I like the fresh clean smell of the compound and the fast drying but hate the vacuuming.

That shit is just so hard to get up completely.

 

[Mikey P]

The Brush Pro 20" and Renovators and our Shark did great.

 

[Old Coastie]

Never tried it. I guess it reminds me of sweeping compound.

Hey, I wonder if I took sawdust and tumbled it up with a few cups of Releasit mixed in? Used while damp, why wouldn't it work?

Hey Marty, send me your address. I have an idea we should try out in your livingroom.

 

[Willy P]

Burrough of Land Management

Are they related to the Bureau of Land Management?

 

[Willy P]

$900 a yard for the bath room cpt.

Did they buy it from Chris Howell?

 

[Mikey P]

Custom silk blend.

8 with a B allows such frivalty

 

[hogjowl]

Never tried it. I guess it reminds me of sweeping compound.

Hey, I wonder if I took sawdust and tumbled it up with a few cups of Releasit mixed in? Used while damp, why wouldn't it work?

Hey Marty, send me your address. I have an idea we should try out in your livingroom.

Porty hacks are not allowed on my property.

 

[Jimmy L]

OMG! Mikey did you do all of the research into doing VLM? Did you consult the VLM gawds like Joel into what mixtures of what to use? Mixing " DinoBlast" and perhaps " NegNuclear" with just a dash of " EncapBLEACH" into a powerful synergistic "Not of this world" , "Alien" techonology formula? Did you use the appropiate pad? Counter rotating mixture of wool and poly? Lightly mist or abundant spray technique? So much to lern.............NOT AS EASY AS IT LOOKS!

Tossing a handful of " Cornstalk" INFUSED nano technology DRY compound and simply brushing it in is MADNESS!
Then did you wait for the actual dwell time for that particular fiber before you "DRY EXTRACTED" it?

OMG! OMG!

The NERD VLM sanitarium crowd is mocking you at this moment!

PLEASE DO YOUR RESEARCH BEFORE YOU START IDIOT!

 

[Mikey P]

I love cleaning clean carpet.
The particles of our magic compound are made from dehydrated chimpanzee farts. Jimmy gave me his home made recipe.

Vlm only people amuse me to no end.

 

[Old Coastie]

Porty hacks are not allowed on my property.

Well, if you head this way I'll let you suck out my septic tank with your BigSlurp 2000.

Big-hearted and broad-minded, me.

 

[Jimmy L]

Please donate this holiday season to all of the retired CIMEX chimps at www.chimphaven.org

 

[BIG WOOD]

Not dirty enough to need HWE every visit.
They pre paid for a year's worth of visits every 6 weeks..

Tried all sorts of combos

I think we settled on spot cleaning with a uph spotter machine and encapping with Releasit and micro bonnets.

The compound worked great but takes too long.

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DANG! The houses over on your side of the world are so freaking weird!

 

[Desk Jockey]

I am just glad Jimmy...lives a state away from me. Crazy mofo!

 

[WillS]

If your vlm cleaning the valley now I better get a naturaldry open there ASAP.

 

[Mikey P]

DANG! The houses over on your side of the world are so freaking weird!

Mansion.

 

[ruff]

I am just glad Jimmy...lives a state away from me. Crazy mofo!

There's a Jimmy in every state.

Read the constitution, Grasshopper.

 

[Desk Jockey]

So...uhhh...I wonder who is the crazy jimmy in my state.

 

[Cleanworks]

So...uhhh...I wonder who is the crazy jimmy in my state.

If you have to ask, it's probably you.

 

[Desk Jockey]

 

[Jimmy L]

I don't live in a sanctuary city either : )

 

[ruff]

Richard lives in KansAss.
Isn't the entire state a sanctuary of sorts?

 

[Desk Jockey]

Richard lives in KansAss.
Isn't the entire state a sanctuary of sorts?

Well we did build a Northern wall. Gotta keep the lidwags in thur state.

 

[ruff]

Well.
Good luck stopping Jimmy!

 

[Jimmy L]

HISS!

 

[Robseyes]

Hey Mike,
What Shark vac do you use? Thinking about trying one.