Mr. Eckman. I can help you, but you have to want to help yourself. First things first, I'm gonna need that
vortex from you. You are a vacaholic. Sure, it starts out slow, but once you start buying vortexes, you know you have a problem. It's not your fault, it's in your genes. I bet your grandmother owned a kirby. I see this sort of thing all the time. Me however? I am not a vacaholic. I am sure I could responsibly own your
vortex for you without developing vacaholism. I will trade you straight across for a leaf blower. It's the only way to save you.
And just when we thought Gary couldn't get any wierder.... :shock: