Who's pee is that again?

[Robert Falzone]

 

[Mikey P]

funny story.



I had a lady once at Coit who flat out refused to admit that her doggie was leaking on the carpet.


I then in my youthful pride suggested she go ask her live in father if he was the one who as been urinating all over the dining room carpet





Coit management had a few words for me when I got back to the office that day...

 

[Desk Jockey]

LOL
I cleaned around 3- steaming piles of poop when I was a teen. Client called and complained to my father and I had to go back and clean the spots. She picked up the logs so it was no biggie. It just pissed me off that she knew we were coming and yet did nothing about the poop piles.

Now I'd just ask for some paper towels and thank her for calling us. LOL

 

[Mark Saiger]

funny story.



I had a lady once at Coit who flat out refused to admit that her doggie was leaking on the carpet.


I then in my youthful pride suggested she go ask her live in father if he was the one who as been urinating all over the dining room carpet





Coit management had a few words for me when I got back to the office that day...

OH MY!

 

[Mikey P]

sheesh, Rich, I had a battle of wits with a lady down in Carmel who left her blood stained panties on the floor (face up) who requested that I pick them and all her other clothes up...



I cleaned right around them.

 

[Robert Falzone]

I loved it when homeowners would lie to me about the dog not peeing in the house and I'd pull my black light out and I'd swing it like a police baton. They'd walk their story backwards and say that maybe the kids let the dog pee in the house...

 

[Desk Jockey]

That's sick!

We packed out a fire and they went to pickup a small table.I helped unload the truck and they are all laughing at me. I didn't get it.Then they told me they went to pick it up but it had a pair of underwear sticking it to the carpet. WTF

 

[Robert Falzone]

 

[Mikey P]

I dont get it.

 

[Robert Falzone]

Housewife has high standards about not wanting husband's friends in the living but will allow rough looking mooks into private areas of her home for cheap carpet cleaning. Two standards. Maybe it's too deep of a message.... I need to make it funnier,

 

[Mikey P]

just a tad

 

[steve_64]

I got it. And ive seen wives relatives who were way worse than husbands friends.

Its a control thing.