You Know You Are Getting Old When...

[KevinD]

You look at next weeks schedule and you have more Dr's appointments on the books than cleaning jobs.

 

[Desk Jockey]

lol

Hopefully its nothing serious.

 

[KevinD]

Hopefully its nothing serious.

I think "Retirement" may be the cure.

 

[Lee Stockwell]

Almost caught up:
Sleep doc tomorrow night.
Colonoscopy and dentist next week.

 

[Desk Jockey]

Yeah...don't envy you Lee. One sounds painful the other painful to your pride.

 

[Lee Stockwell]

...I feel worse for the doctor, especially the prostate exam.

 

[bob vawter]

Lee...at yor age...
Don get'em....mixed up!

 

[Desk Jockey]

I worried about it for weeks. I was terrified.

It went so fast and easy I was a bit disappointed. I was wanting a little pillow talk, it was my first time.

I felt like such a slut.

 

[SamIam]

Good help doesn't hurt either

 

[bob vawter]

I worried about it for weeks. I was terrified.

It went so fast and easy I was a bit disappointed. I was wanting a little pillow talk, it was my first time.

I felt like such a slut.

Well Richard..you shoulda called..i'da talked you right though it....

 

[Desk Jockey]

I called everyone!!!

 

[jcooper]

I worried about it for weeks. I was terrified.

I agree with, Richard.


The worst part was the gallon of crap they make you drink to clean you out. Tasted like saline water... I'll NEVER drink that again.

 

[Desk Jockey]

That was the worst part. Use cold water to mix it, it goes down better.

 

[Old Coastie]

That was the worst part. Use cold water to mix it, it goes down better.

I would have guessed the remote control gerbil.

No?

 

[jcooper]

That was the worst part. Use cold water to mix it, it goes down better.

I was sooo, worried about the drink I didn't eat solid for two days before. Next time I won't eat for a week! If that's what it takes! I'm never drinking that again....

 

[Desk Jockey]

LOL

 

[hogjowl]

Women all over the world are laughing at you pussies.

 

[Old Coastie]

Makes a nice change from arguing over polyptics.

 

[Desk Jockey]

I would have guessed the remote control gerbil.

No?

Hell naww, that was quite thrilling.

 

[Old Coastie]

Hell naww, that was quite thrilling.

I rodent have thought it of you.

 

[Desk Jockey]

I agree with, Richard.


The worst part was the gallon of crap they make you drink to clean you out.

yeahhh could we possibly use another word here. Especially taking into consideration the topic.

 

[Cleanworks]

Seems to be a lotta guys here that know they're getting old, and feeble.

 

[Desk Jockey]

But not me...right?

I am Mighty! Dammit!!!

 

[Cleanworks]

Mighty full of crap apparently.

 

[Desk Jockey]

Not after drinking a gallon of drain-o.

I waz scared shitless.

 

[Shorty]

I called everyone!!!

NOT QUITE, still waiting.

I even accepted Marty's call, but NOT the REVERSE CHARGE call.

 

[Cleanworks]

Not after drinking a gallon of drain-o.

I waz scared shitless.

Oh yeah, I forgot. You've been to the doctor and had the crap removed.

 

[Desk Jockey]

 

[Jack Zipper Zerkie]

I have brown eyes so I guess that I'm full of you know what. Never had a exam in 74 yrs so hoping things stay normal, Life is good.