You missed an area....

[Zee]

Did I really??






No.



Not my job.





Sure. It was there but I won't be touching it.

At least 8 times I cleaned this place and they still don't get it. That room is trashed by the cat and the litter box is not always used. Pooo could be found anywhere on the carpet.




No I still won't touch it.

 

[FredC]

litterbox beside the bed? W....T.....F

 

[Zee]

That room is used by the cat - exclusively.

 

[Mikey P]

I've had worse...

a pair of panties with a bloody liner still attached, nut job was testing me to see if I would move it, I went right around it.

Quite awkward during the final walk around...

 

[hogjowl]

I would have cleaned it
If they had it cleared
I’m not a premadonna

 

[Cleanworks]

I've had worse...

a pair of panties with a bloody liner still attached, nut job was testing me to see if I would move it, I went right around it.

Quite awkward during the final walk around...

I had one where there were a lot of stains in the bedroom. I asked the guy if he knows what they are. "My wife's a squirter he says".

 

[Kenny Hayes]

If you haven’t had those, what city, state, how long you been cleaning? And residential is not even a main focus of ours.

 

[Kenny Hayes]

You could have used a lift buddy, cleaned it, block and tab it afterwards. And put a fan on it.

 

[Doug Rice]

I would have cleaned it
If they had it cleared
I’m not a premadonna

Oh! you must leave your panties like that too.

 

[Zee]

I would have cleaned it
If they had it cleared
I’m not a premadonna

Maybe we've just qualified for postmadonna status...

 

[Jimmy L]

I would have put it on the...............bed.
No silly drama...........we suck up doggy and kitty piss for a living.

 

[DAT]

I had one where there were a lot of stains in the bedroom. I asked the guy if he knows what they are. "My wife's a squirter he says".

https://goo.gl/images/FkfZeT

 

[Zee]

I would have put it on the...............bed.
No silly drama...........we suck up doggy and kitty piss for a living.

There's no drama....



Let's face it Mr Laawdwig - you would've packed it up and FedExed it to Chavez's front porch. Labeled as "Tan #4 foundation by Sephora"

 

[Jimmy L]

DO YOUR JOB YOU WHINY LITTLE RAT!

 

[Nomad74]

Everytime I put my wand in a litter box it clogs up my hose.

 

[Hack Attack]

Everytime I put my wand in a litter box it clogs up my hose.

Buy a bigger truckmount

 

[JohnHawkP]

I woulda moved it.

Had a client a while back who responded with the after birth when I asked her what some large staining on the carpet was.

Then she pointed to a baby.

Lucky the carpet was dry and no solids.

I got everything out and you would never have known.

Kitty litter and poop. Harden up.

 

[hogjowl]

We act like we’re high society
When in fact we’re janitors
Idiots

 

[Jimmy L]

Some think they are Hollywood carpet cleaners.................Elitests

 

[Mark Saiger]

My 77 year young helper past couple days....we have run into a couple interesting situations....

His words "Do they really expect us to move this Sh*t?"

 

[Nomad74]

Yesterday I had a pot grower's house. These people are total slobs. The prevac was slow and time consuming. The white carpet was black. The lady only wanted the living room cleaned. I told her my minimum is $150 which she immediately had an issue with. So she asked me if I could get a large blood stain out of the backroom from when someone had a bloody nose. I was so irritated by the condition of the carpet I told her, "No I don't work on human blood, I don't want to get hepatitis." The she changed her story and said it was really makeup. Whatever.

 

[BIG WOOD]

We act like we’re high society
When in fact we’re janitors
Idiots

Wouldn't it be hilarious if you saw a janitor's website have someone like Saiger. I bet his Janitor's closet is all pimped out with colored lights, and he polishes his Janitor's sink every day at the end of the day.

 

[Nomad74]

Carpet celaners only do things to impress other carpet cleaners.

 

[ronbeatty]

I did a job last week where the kitty litter was in the Master closet. Why would you want you clothes to smell like cat sh*t.???

 

[Cleanworks]

I did a job last week where the kitty litter was in the Master closet. Why would you want you clothes to smell like cat sh*t.???

To get more pussy?

 

[Jimmy L]

OH MY!

 

[Nomad74]