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Actually Jim, as soon as I get a new pair of shoes, I rip the shyte laces out, and replace them with 550 paracord......Pretty sure the carpet cleaning world has a lot to do with Velcro straps for laces..
Actually Jim, as soon as I get a new pair of shoes, I rip the shyte laces out, and replace them with 550 paracord......Pretty sure the carpet cleaning world has a lot to do with Velcro straps for laces..
I will be your friend but I will not acknowledge you in public.To late Damon, I already make ‘Fels Gel’ from left over Fels nubs.... use it to clean shyte area rugs in the shop..... works fookin great..... 360i BH to scrub/rinse....
That’s ok Damon, I’m full of Cliff Claven ideas..... great, but sound stupid as hell.....I will be your friend but I will not acknowledge you in public.
I was right. My first job today was a nut case. Followed me all around the house making sure I had my booties on. Even after I laid down 60’ of neoprene mats, she still followed me around. Then she ran into the walk-in closet and set up a nanny cam to watch me. Unbelievable.Is this going to be the next "Best" thing? You move too fast. I still haven't got my red handle
And good morning.. My day should be interesting. My notes say my first job requested I wear booties. Here I go.
She must have found you on Mikeysboard.I was right. My first job today was a nut case. Followed me all around the house making sure I had my booties on. Even after I laid down 60’ of neoprene mats, she still followed me around. Then she ran into the walk-in closet and set up a nanny cam to watch me. Unbelievable.
You should have sucked the nanny cam through the vac hose. And sweetly explain that you did it, so that she can bear witness to the quality of your cleaning through watching the color of the recovered water, live.I was right. My first job today was a nut case. Followed me all around the house making sure I had my booties on. Even after I laid down 60’ of neoprene mats, she still followed me around. Then she ran into the walk-in closet and set up a nanny cam to watch me. Unbelievable.
At least I HAVE a buttno...I was waiting for Marty to commit on whathisbutt........
You want to know what I’m really worried about? When I was In that walk-in closet there was a big framed picture of the customer sitting on a boat wearing a bikini with her big veiny pregnant belly displayed. When I saw the picture I made a terrible face, as if I had sucked on a Lemon. I just pray to god she didn’t notice that. It was an uncontrollable reflex.You should have sucked the nanny cam through the vac hose. And sweetly explain that you did it, so that she can bear witness to the quality of your cleaning through watching the color of the recovered water, live.
Another 'Norman 74' missed opportunity
Thats funnyYou want to know what I’m really worried about? When I was In that walk-in closet there was a big framed picture of the customer sitting on a boat wearing a bikini with her big veiny pregnant belling displayed. When I saw the picture I made a terrible face, as if I had sucked on a Lemmon. I just pray to god she didn’t notice that. It was an uncontrollable reflex.
Should've put some booties on and tripped on them as you walked in and then ask them if they have insurance.Back when I was a younger jerk, I had an old jerk insist that I wear booties. I didn’t like him much, so I told him I didn’t have any. He responded by saying “you’re not going to walk on my carpet with those shoes on!”
I responded by saying “you’re right. I’m not going to walk on your carpet.”
And I left.
As I was pulling out of his driveway, his wife was cussing him for running me off.
They’d moved most of their furniture and breakables.
Sure, I lost a customer and I could have used his $300, but I didn’t like him. And if he had any friends, they would have all been drunk VFW goobers too. So I didn’t miss them much.