An offer hard to refuse

Shorty

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Here's an email I received today.

It gave me a laugh.





Company Name: Torres Capital
Vacancy: Accounting/Finance; Account/Manager
Company Location: AU
Position Type: Full-Time, Employee, Part-Time
Salary: 5,000 per month plus 5% of each payment processing operation 5,000 what?
Experience: 1+
Desired Education Level: High School or Equivalent
Date Posted: 23.10.08
Leading international company is expanding! We have an exciting opening for a Finance Manager.
You can attach your resume in .Doc or reach text format and send to us. This position is limited.

Job Summary:

You will make some basic tasks from your manager daily; manage personal assets;
making simple financial operations. Attention! You even don't need any financial education.
We will make online training for position offered. We will send you back more information after your resume. Apply now.

Requirements: Australian citizenship or Australian permanent residency
High school or College in relevant field or 1+ years experience in management;
computer knowlage, verbal and grammar skills; must have a cellular phone for urgent tasks;
must be able to work part-time; must provide resume for qualification process.

If you're interested our proposition - send us your full name, phone number, age and RESUME to: torrescapitalgroup@googlemail.com





Oh yeah, we don't have cellular phones down under, we have mobile phones.

Anyone want their identity stolen :?:

Ooroo,

:roll:
 

Lonny

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After you get that job I can tell you all about your fortune you just inherited from the nicest gentleman in Uganda.....
 

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