Mikey P
Administrator
-How did your last owner treat you?
-What did Marty have to fix on you?
-Can we see your new wrap?
-How many times did he push the engage PTO button on that infamous day?
-Are you being used to your full potential or were you really just a penis extension?
-How many times has Marty ran you with your jake break on?
-How many walk ups have you created?
-What sex is more impressed by your presence, men, women or the fellas down at the Pond?
-On the drive from California to Alabama did Marty pick up any hitchhikers?
-What CD is in your player right now?
-Does Marty sit on his porch and stare at you or does he curse the day you came into his life?
-What did Marty have to fix on you?
-Can we see your new wrap?
-How many times did he push the engage PTO button on that infamous day?
-Are you being used to your full potential or were you really just a penis extension?
-How many times has Marty ran you with your jake break on?
-How many walk ups have you created?
-What sex is more impressed by your presence, men, women or the fellas down at the Pond?
-On the drive from California to Alabama did Marty pick up any hitchhikers?
-What CD is in your player right now?
-Does Marty sit on his porch and stare at you or does he curse the day you came into his life?