Rhino's are nothing. Flat feet, crap from a vegetarian diet, and a little mud.
Put Smartstrand in a house with three boys between 8 and 13, parents who think the word "discipline" only relates to a private aspect of their intimate lives,and give them every imagined color of soft drink and have nearly every kid in the neighborhood for sleep overs.
Put that carpet in THAT house and clean it 6 months later.
Then you'll impress me.
Yes, I'm a landlord. Ask JB about the house.