So the phone rings and..

[Old Coastie]

A heavily accented voice says "I am gud carrpet kleenur, I work for you?"

"Where do you live?" I ask. The heavy accent doesn't bother me, after all, I'd give Porkchop a trial run if he asked nicely.

"I am Afreekca"

"How are you going to work for me here in the United States?" I asked in a reasonable tone.

"Oh, I get ticket, no problem!" he said.

 

[hogjowl]

Jimmy is known for those types of calls, and for masquerading as a black man. Don't take him seriously
Do change your phone number

 

[BIG WOOD]

Is there carpet in Afreeka?

 

[Jack Zipper Zerkie]

Yea Matt that's were berber carpet was invented really . jz.

 

[BIG WOOD]

Berber is African?

 

[Nate The Great]

Berber is African?

Does the carpet match the drapes? Or is it dark cherry hardwood flooring?!?

 

[BIG WOOD]

 

[Nate The Great]

 

[BIG WOOD]

I'm offended

 

[Nate The Great]

Suck it up buttercup....

 

[Mikey P]

Sounds like a Brevik prank but I don't this Rob let's him have his own phone.