Blue Monarch
Supportive Member
How about this for a crappy letter. Even if I was thinking of using them, this letter would have stopped me from EVER doing so.
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Hi Dirk,
Why haven’t you called me to start your Perceptionist service?
My guess is that it’s one of three reasons:
1. I have done something to offend you.
2. You are not interested in increasing your annual revenue by 20% for only about $180 a month.
3. You want desperately to call me to start your Perceptionist service, but are trapped under something heavy, and cannot reach the phone.
I'd consider it a personal favor if you'd let me know if the problem is one of these, or something I didn't think of.
If it's # 3, email me back and I'll send help.
Thanks,
Jennifer Marburger
Sales Supervisor
Perceptionist Inc.
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