You know you're getting old when.......

[George V]

You get your trusty vacuum cleaner out, vacuum the master closet, put vacuum away and start pre-spraying. Only to discover the rest of the house needs vacuuming too.

keep it going :-)

 

[adamh]

You think about ALL the effort sex entails, so you fake a headache .........

 

[bob vawter]

You were cleaning dirt...
when dirt was young!

 

[tmdry]

You start talking to your equipment.

 

[Aaron Richards]

the twenty-somethings your cleaning for call you sir.

 

[dgardner]

Wait. Why did I come in here???

 

[bob vawter]

every where you go...
you are the oldest there!

 

[Jim Martin]

you have to keep pulling off the road and get out to check and see if you remembered to put the wand in the truck.......

 

[Art Kelley]

You go to the bathroom and suddenly realize you're not in the bathroom.

 

[Jim Martin]

you wake up every morning singing the blues..what use to stand and watch you shave....now watches you tie your shoes.....

 

[Lee Stockwell]

Shampoo is back in style...

 

[tmdry]

You jam to classic rock as if it's the hottest music out.

 

[RIP IT]

you think susan sarandon is hot. :roll:

 

[Brian R]

Wait. Why did I come in here???

Classic

You've got hair where you didn't have it and no hair where you used to have it.

 

[Mike Draper]

When your client asks if your 21 year old employee is your son, and your only 30.

 

[miksar]

the customer asks if you need help carrying the vacuum upstairs.

 

[Shorty]

You read the forums daily.

Sometimes 2, 3 or 4 times and always find "new stuff".

Ooroo,

:roll:

 

[Johnny]

People think your wife is your daughter and your kids are your grandchildren.

 

[floorguy]

You think about ALL the effort sex entails, so you fake a headache .........

was there the other night BUT i got over it shiteatinggrin shiteatinggrin shiteatinggrin shiteatinggrin shiteatinggrin

When your client asks if your 21 year old employee is your son, and your only 30.

had that happen quiet a few times...


You drive back 20 miles to check on a door you were not sure if you locked.....only to get there and realize you did :x :x :x :x

 

[bob vawter]

You think about ALL the effort sex entails, so you fake a headache .........

was there the other night BUT i got over it shiteatinggrin shiteatinggrin shiteatinggrin shiteatinggrin shiteatinggrin

When your client asks if your 21 year old employee is your son, and your only 30.

had that happen quiet a few times...


You drive back 20 miles to check on a door you were not sure if you locked.....only to get there and realize you did :x :x :x :x

B I N G O

 

[Zee]

When your client asks if your 21 year old employee is your son, and your only 30.

Been there.... I'm taking a helper that is 20 years old, and I get asked if that's my son.... I just turned 34!!! Do i look that old?!??

On another note: Recently I talked to a custy that turned 100 last year. I was guessing she was only about 78. She started laughing and made it very clear that she would LOVE to be only 78 again!! :shock: :shock:
Another one I clean for the past 8 years is 103 this year!!! Dude still walks without a cane.

 

[Nate The Great]

When you catch yourself always saying "When I was your age"................. blowme

 

[Art Kelley]

[quote="Mike Draper":1n30xnci]When your client asks if your 21 year old employee is your son, and your only 30.

Been there.... I'm taking a helper that is 20 years old, and I get asked if that's my son.... I just turned 34!!! Do i look that old?!??

On another note: Recently I talked to a custy that turned 100 last year. I was guessing she was only about 78. She started laughing and made it very clear that she would LOVE to be only 78 again!! :shock: :shock:
Another one I clean for the past 8 years is 103 this year!!! Dude still walks without a cane.[/quote:1n30xnci]
When I first started I was 19 and my helper was 23; the lady asked if he somewhat amus was my son. I think I was born old.

 

[Zee]

[quote="Zalan Szabo (zee)":2x27ek9w][quote="Mike Draper":2x27ek9w]When your client asks if your 21 year old employee is your son, and your only 30.

Been there.... I'm taking a helper that is 20 years old, and I get asked if that's my son.... I just turned 34!!! Do i look that old?!??

On another note: Recently I talked to a custy that turned 100 last year. I was guessing she was only about 78. She started laughing and made it very clear that she would LOVE to be only 78 again!! :shock: :shock:
Another one I clean for the past 8 years is 103 this year!!! Dude still walks without a cane.[/quote:2x27ek9w]
When I first started I was 19 and my helper was 23; the lady asked if he somewhat amus was my son. I think I was born old.[/quote:2x27ek9w]


Nice! I watched the movie with my wife last night (only the second half) Benjamin Button... now HE WAS born old! :shock: interesting concept for a movie.

 

[boazcan]

you have to keep pulling off the road and get out to check and see if you remembered to put the wand in the truck.......

........or close the back doors to the box :roll:

 

[floorguy]

you have to keep pulling off the road and get out to check and see if you remembered to put the wand in the truck.......

........or close the back doors to the box :roll:

OMG cant even count how many times

nothing has flown out though....



ohhhhhh what about not putting the ramp back in , and it slides back out when you accelerate

 

[KevinL]

Has anyone seen my glasses?

 

[Nate The Great]

Has anyone seen my glasses?

That are on your forehead? shiteatinggrin

 

[Brian R]

When you've got a "Five head".

 

[Studebaker]

...I don't understand what your saying