Carpet Cleaning Fool
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- George Valliant
you know the house downhill will flood when you dump your waste tank and you go ahead and do it anyhow.
Careful dude.....that's how we live here in SC. You forgot one though, we have more appliances on the front porch than we have in the house.It's a Sprinter and he's been on a Sprinter buying spree lately
And no, George. One's an EXTREME redneck when… (these are wonderfully tasteless)
+ You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
+ You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
+ You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
+ Someone in your family died right after saying, ‘Hey, guys, watch this.’
+ Your wife’s hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
+ Your junior prom offered day care.
+ The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than you do.
+ You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
You know how slick that mess is in the road.....
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