ruff
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So, if you remember from many moons ago, I had a client whose sister wanted to fly me to NYC, Manhattan to be exact, so that I can take care of some stains in her expensive carpet.
Due to my dual aversion to large metropolitan areas, and working with small, noisy, leaky machines, I declined. Yet! wanted her to be well taken care of.
There were only two possibilities. However, I knew that Willy, due to his close work with penguins, will refuse to leave the arctic north. So, even though I am suspicious of social media savvy individuals that know how to operate a credit card machine, there was only one option left- porty hackdom at its best. Naturally I referred her to Frank.
Well gracefully enough Frank agreed to come from his village of the Bronx and take care of her. I’ve heard he’s done a great job. Actually, not being a native and or familiar with the local dialect, the client told me that Frank offered her his best guarantee: “ Her complete satisfaction or she swims with the fishes.”
Evidently, to say that the client was completely satisfied, would be an understatement. Here’s a picture she sent me as Frank and his people waved goodbye:
Do not hesitate to send him your referrals. The man is a prince.
Due to my dual aversion to large metropolitan areas, and working with small, noisy, leaky machines, I declined. Yet! wanted her to be well taken care of.
There were only two possibilities. However, I knew that Willy, due to his close work with penguins, will refuse to leave the arctic north. So, even though I am suspicious of social media savvy individuals that know how to operate a credit card machine, there was only one option left- porty hackdom at its best. Naturally I referred her to Frank.
Well gracefully enough Frank agreed to come from his village of the Bronx and take care of her. I’ve heard he’s done a great job. Actually, not being a native and or familiar with the local dialect, the client told me that Frank offered her his best guarantee: “ Her complete satisfaction or she swims with the fishes.”
Evidently, to say that the client was completely satisfied, would be an understatement. Here’s a picture she sent me as Frank and his people waved goodbye:
Do not hesitate to send him your referrals. The man is a prince.
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