How respectable is your Do?

[dealtimeman]

My dik is sooooo....

Gimme my Ti Wand!

I do have a brand new prochem titanium ergonomic version available for a low low price just for you

 

[Lee Stockwell]

Every 3 or 4 weeks for us, have to shave every morning and evening if I go out.

Many who post their pix on FB wouldn't get in my house.

 

[Lee Stockwell]

I'd love to advertise "We are a DISCRIMINATING Employer!"

 

[TomKing]

I have them on my phone scheduled every 3 weeks for 6 months out.

I set a reminder that Sunday telling me I have a Thursday appointment, then one for Wednesday and Thursday AM. I have to go, no excuses.

Saiger actually works each day. He can't just push away from his desk like some of us and take a long lunch. LOL

 

[Desk Jockey]

LOL

 

[SamIam]

Insensitive SOB's.
All y'all.

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What planet is that????? DOME???

 

[Desk Jockey]

My ear rings are connected to my nose ring with a studded chain

My nose ring connects to my cock ring. A bit uncomfortable but comforting to know things are where they should be.

Just kidding of course!



Yeah actually it connects to my nipple rings.

 

[Desk Jockey]

If it wasn't cowboy boots, Chavez thinks it's GQ.

Dude I never said cowboy boots are cool.

I said I WAZ cool!

 

[Desk Jockey]

I do have a brand new prochem titanium ergonomic version available for a low low price just for you

Dude whurrs my wand?

 

[Desk Jockey]

I'd love to advertise "We are a DISCRIMINATING Employer!"

Careful you gots some brown family.

 

[Lee Stockwell]

Careful you gots some brown family.

Lots!

 

[Desk Jockey]

Brown friends too!

 

[Ron K]

Weekly on my top hair every couple of days on lower hair.

Man Scaping?????

 

[Ron K]

My nose ring connects to my cock ring.

So with your head up your #$@ the chain is real short!

 

[Desk Jockey]

Well ya wouldn't want it long. It might hlgetball tangled up in there.

 

[dealtimeman]

Man Scaping?????

Some yes but that is mostly my facial hair, I hate shaving with a passion

 

[Desk Jockey]

Do it without passion then. Gezzz!

 

[dealtimeman]

Shush- it hootie-aka Rico.

 

[Desk Jockey]

Whurrs my Ti wand?

 

[hogjowl]

Well ya wouldn't want it long. It might hlgetball tangled up in there.

Is hlgetball some kind of pervert term?

 

[Desk Jockey]

I knew you were twisted. For shame, for shame!

 

[Cleanworks]

I used to subcontract portable work from a local department store carpet cleaning company. They had one guy there, long straggly hair, tattoos, black leather jacket, etc. Ladies used to call the service department and tell them, when the guy first guy showed up, I was scared but he did the best job I have ever seen. Unfortunately, you can't judge a book by it's cover but we do it every day.

 

[Mark Saiger]

Saiger actually works each day. He can't just push away from his desk like some of us and take a long lunch. LOL

 

[Desk Jockey]

I don't know. My JUGS magazine is jambed fulla...jugs.

 

[Nate The Great]

Man Scaping?????

The landing strip or Doritos.............

 

[Ron K]

The landing strip or Doritos.............

Oh Nate! LMAO!

 

[roro]

My nose ring connects to my cock ring. A bit uncomfortable but comforting to know things are where they should be.

Always envisaged you as a friendly guy - sort of a Fat Albert -
But as a Prince Albert - get outa here

 

[Desk Jockey]

LOL

Thanks...I think????

 

[steve_64]

I go to where Genny has her hair done. Once a month or so.
Use to buzz it off myself but Genny needs something to pull.
It gets messy after a job or two.
I worry more about the pot smell but most my customers are on to me.

 

[hogjowl]

Do the triangles ever get you confused?