Possibly the best walk around video I've seen yet..

[Mikey P]

Jon's honesty and personalty got me to watch this five times already..

 

[FB19087]

 

[Blue Monarch]

Reminds me of bird reports in the old days!

 

[Kevin B]

Jon has been running EZ units. Nothing but magging issues. Im excited for him. This machine will probably outperform and outwork both those ez units.

 

[dealtimeman]

Just fvcking awesome.

Thank goodness prochem solicited this video testimonial, probably going to be on there homepage real soon.

 

[Mikey P]

it would be a huge lost opportunity to not have Twin Peaks girls and free wings at their booth in Vegas this year..

 

[Mikey P]

lmao..

I don't know what video I've watched more this week, that cute kid from AGT with the Ukulele or Coret and his titties.

 

[Steve Lawrence]

Probably a nice unit but that video is unwatchable.

 

[BIG WOOD]

Why is it unwatchable? The dude sounds honest. I just hope he doesn't talk this way to his customers, lol

 

[Steve Lawrence]

Why is it unwatchable? The dude sounds honest. I just hope he doesn't talk this way to his customers, lol

Cameras should be held as still as possible and let the video action provide the movement. Videos like that give me a headache.

 

[BIG WOOD]

Cameras should be held as still as possible and let the video action provide the movement. Videos like that give me a headache.

Same here.

 

[dealtimeman]

Hot dog, I personally believe this deserves an Oscar. I think it was a heartfelt and honest production that was not e-z at all.

 

[Mikey P]

I think Prochem needs to update their spec sheet on the Apex


Blower: 4doubleOeight monsterfucking sized.
Heat: Hot as fvck
Included: Hoses and shit
Unit measurements: Huge
Benefits: EZier to use.

 

[FB19087]

I think Prochem needs to update their spec sheet on the Apex


Blower: 4doubleOeight
.

thats the old version....
the one in the vid is the "fvckin monster blower" spec

 

[dealtimeman]

I fvcking think so, they need to fix that scitt.

 

[Josh]

Good Lord!

 

[jcooper]

Good Lord!

X2!

LOL... I bet the dudes a riot.

 

[FFA]

Is this a member here? Id like to talk to him about his experiences with his ez's.

 

[dealtimeman]

No you wouldn't unless y'all gone start a fvcking eezz hate club.

I've only met one guy who truly liked his eezz machine and he told me he came down for a week and helped build his machine and that is why it came out good,

 

[FFA]

No you wouldn't unless y'all gone start a fvcking eezz hate club.

I've only met one guy who truly liked his eezz machine and he told me he came down for a week and helped build his machine and that is why it came out good,

I own one and a competitor is on his second one. It makes me money. Yes they arent for the faint of heart lol but they work and do the job. Would i rather have a better machine definitely, but this is what im working with.

 

[dealtimeman]

Good attitude is what is getting you farther with it. Wish you good luck.

In the video you can hear the relief and hope in his new machine.

 

[Cleanworks]

I like the honesty, can't stand the profanity. Mikey, how come you get to swear and we don't? Not like we need to.

 

[Mikey P]

V

 

[laura@legendbrands]

I think Prochem needs to update their spec sheet on the Apex


Blower: 4doubleOeight monsterfucking sized.
Heat: Hot as fvck
Included: Hoses and shit
Unit measurements: Huge
Benefits: EZier to use.

I'll put in the request for change tomorrow.

 

[Cleanworks]

I'd like to see that brochure!

 

[FB19087]

I'd like to see that brochure!

but it has profanity............

 

[Cleanworks]

And sarcasm

 

[Jim Pemberton]

Mike casually mentioned that I might enjoy the "best walk around" post. In the conversation I thought he might have implied that the specs weren't exactly what the manufacturer might have published, but then we went back to the conversation at and and I didn't think much of it till I finally listened to it.

I thought I'd be hearing a super happy, enthusiastic cleaner over estimating the power of his truck mount...."This thing will run three wands a thousand feet away and hold 300 degrees at the wand" or something like that.

I listened to it three times before I read the follow up comments afterward in the thread...and then realized what he was referring to was the colorful language.

Please understand, at least in the "rust belt-midwest area", there is a culture that speaks English with a peculiar vocabulary all its own. He sounded just like so many carpet cleaners that I know and see here on a regular basis that I truly didn't "hear" what was wrong.

Said another way, most mechanics and construction people give tools a "first and last name" The last names are "wrench", "hammer", "drill", etc.
The first names are usually (cleaned up of course)

"Hot Damn" or "Effing"

You get the point ....just a very happy, enthusiastic, and apparently well informed cleaner praising his machine in language very well understood ..at least here in the land of steel mills, coal mines, farms, river barges, now gas wells.

 

[Mikey P]

While the colorful descriptions of the components are amusing, it's the offer to get some T and W at the end that caused me to tinkle in my panties..

 

[FB19087]

Mike I deleted your post so his customers wont find this thread on the googles