Possibly the best walk around video I've seen yet..

[Mikey P]

thanks honey, my point was that Jon is from MO not MI

 

[Desk Jockey]

I'm holding out for legs & burgers.

I'm a leg man.

That was awesome! That mofo had quite the vocabulary.

 

[Desk Jockey]

Please understand, at least in the "rust belt-midwest area", there is a culture that speaks English with a peculiar vocabulary all its own. He sounded just like so many carpet cleaners that I know and see here on a regular basis that I truly didn't "hear" what was wrong.
Said another way, most mechanics and construction people give tools a "first and last name" The last names are "wrench", "hammer", "drill", etc.
The first names are usually (cleaned up of course)
"Hot Damn" or "Effing"

LOL

 

[Desk Jockey]

While the colorful descriptions of the components are amusing, it's the offer to get some T and W at the end that caused me to tinkle in my panties..

Friendly guy! He was buying too.

Hell I'd go, but not to look at titties.

Naww, I'd go to spill a little wing sauce on the fella just to hear what expletives he can unleash then.

 

[Desk Jockey]

Blower: 4doubleOeight monsterfucking sized.
Heat: Hot as fvck
Included: Hoses and shit
Unit measurements: Huge
Benefits: EZier to use.

LOL

LOVE IT!

 

[Desk Jockey]

I own one and a competitor is on his second one. It makes me money. Yes they arent for the faint of heart lol but they work and do the job. Would i rather have a better machine definitely, but this is what im working with.

They ALL just squirt and suck....some just suck before you even start them.

 

[Blue Monarch]

lmao....i didn't listen long enough the first time to hear the T&W line......classic!