Desk Jockey
Member
"We weren't pulling a trailer and it was one of the steepest down hill runs in the area... 
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Don't give Matt any excuses!
" Don't give Matt any excuses!
I want to Race a Zipper. Who's in for a challenge?
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Saiger" data-source="post: 4449743" class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote js-expandWatch">I knew you'd bring that up in this thread,Well, we didn't get to race the Zippers on carpet, but look who we found on the highway on the way to Atlanta!
We maybe had a slight edge on this race...
We weren't pulling a trailer and it was one of the steepest down hill runs in the area...
But we did have Zippers on board as we passed them... Lol
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.Did that Waffle House lunch go through you faster than your zipper on that bar room carpet?
Old Coastie
Supportive Member
That looks like Monteagle mountain. So you didn't fly outta Birmingham and there'll be no lunch?
Mark Saiger
Mr Happy!
I knew you'd bring that up in this thread,
Did that Waffle House lunch go through you faster than your zipper on that bar room carpet?
Nope... All held together...
Probably because my Butt hole is still pretty tight going down that mountain at Mach 9 speed with the Saiger van...
Desk Jockey
Member
LOL
Cleanworks
Moderator
Passed by the boys in blue and playing with your Zipper in a bar. I don't know about you Matt, I just don't know.
Kellie Hiler
Member
Saiger" data-source="post: 4449752" class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote js-expandWatch">Lmao!!! You should try driving with me! Your butt would be so tight you'd be able to eat 10 Waffle House meals without issue...Nope... All held together...
Probably because my Butt hole is still pretty tight going down that mountain at Mach 9 speed with the Saiger van...
Desk Jockey
Member
Old Coastie
Supportive Member
My favorite Cardiac Special at Waffle House: Hashbrowns all the way, gravy and chili on top and cap it all with two eggs sunny side up.
Wash down with four cups of coffee. Call the cook "cookie" and assure him that he is an artiste. Tip well.
Nate The Great
Member
Any woman driver scares me........Women can't drive for sh!t.......................
@Desk Jockey was here.....
You're crazy eating that kind waffle house food. I call that a suicide plate. My digestive system would Kill me if I ate a plate like that
Kellie Hiler
Member
Hahaha! Let's just say I am an assertive driver.....Any woman driver scares me........Women can't drive for sh!t.......................
@Desk Jockey was here.....
Desk Jockey
Member
Let me fill you in on a little something about Matt...
He loves his big girls, confirmed on multiple occasions!!
He loves his big girls, confirmed on multiple occasions!!
Desk Jockey
Member
Lol, something tells me you're a witness to a previous , hilarious conversation of mine in the pastLet me fill you in on a little something about Matt...
He loves his big girls, confirmed on multiple occasions!!
Desk Jockey
Member
TELL ITTTT!
I dont want to bring up any bad memories lol..
Old Coastie
Supportive Member
A surgically accurate description. Tip well, Cookie might come to your funeral.
Kellie Hiler
Member
Come on Matt....Tell it!!!
