Holy Sh** add this to your resume

[Mark Saiger]

Not many people I know can add to their resume... Emergency Clean up after A Donkey, a Camel, a Horse (Of course), An Alpaca, and today... The cow!

We are specialist!

 

[Lee Stockwell]

I guess no one anticipated that?

 

[Mark Saiger]

I am not kidding... The Donkey was up for the next service... We are now scheduled to clean the place Tuesday. I am getting addresses for all the animals to send them Christmas cards

 

[Bob Pruitt]

Maybe a tarp next year... yikes! Those beautiful tools...

 

[Bruce Humphrey]

No Pre-Vac?

 

[Cleanworks]

Some guys will do anything for a buck.

 

[Mark Saiger]

No Pre-Vac?

The horse was supposed to be in charge of that this year... He let us down... Of course

 

[Mark Saiger]

Some guys will do anything for a buck.

The Donkey made it through the second service we got word... Not sure what is up for the third service.

We heard one of the chickens laid an egg on stage during the second service though...

You just can't make this stuff up

 

[Mikey P]

What did Mary and Joseph do?

 

[Cleanworks]

They were actually in a stable, not a carpeted church.

 

[Mark Saiger]

What did Mary and Joseph do?

They appeared to be outside

 

[Lee Stockwell]

I want to have fun with this, biting my tongue so bad it hurts.

 

[Cleanworks]

I want to have fun with this, biting my tongue so bad it hurts.

Don't hold back Lee. Spill it.

 

[hogjowl]

I just don't understand some people.

 

[Lee Stockwell]

No, I won't make fun of such deeply held personal traditions and good intentions.

But I will smile...

 

[hogjowl]

I'm sure there HAS to be something behind this that we're not being told, but judging it simply by what I see, I'd have say if I was a member of that church, I'd be trying to find out who came up with that bright idea.

So I could make fun of them.

 

[Old Coastie]

Where do you get hold of camels and donkies in minnisooootah?

 

[Mikey P]

No, I won't make fun of such deeply held personal traditions and good intentions.

But I will smile...

Well Lee...

Sitting here by myself while the rest of the civilized world celebrates something something so pure and wholesome, is kind of........


Bullshit.

 

[Mark Saiger]

So far, nothing more major....

Some Sheep pellets in midnite service....Donkey behaved....

It was seriously like a Gallagher comedy show in the front 2 rows....except no one came prepared with baggies to cover up with...

There was poop 2 rows back...

While cleaning up, people were resistant to moving....staying in the front 2 row seats for the next service, or just to watch us clean up...

I had a lady take the vac hose from me while sucking up poop to get more poop out from under her seat and next too them...as they sat down for the next service

You just can't make this stuff up.....

Tuesday will be interesting....

But, I am still laughing at all of this

 

[Old Coastie]

This is Chapter one in your memoirs.

 

[Mark Saiger]

Picture posted on FB....

Third service...

Bring in the sheep

Carpets look pretty good for a couple of hacks splashing and dashing...

 

[Mark Saiger]

Oops... Sorry... Forgot to give credit to the Lama also on the right...

 

[Old Coastie]

Is that the Dalai Llama, or a stand-in?

 

[Doug Rice]

That Zipper is now contaminated and with all the digital evidence you have posted you probably shouldn't use it in your customers homes. If I took it off your hands at a reduced price you could show up with a spanky new one and assure your customers they only deserve a brand new uncontaminated cleaning tool in their home.

 

[Lee Stockwell]

I've got a couple of places coming up that I'm worried about now....

 

[Jimmy L]

Bunch of stupids run that church.

And here I thought passing serpents in Lee's church was dumb.

 

[Willy P]

Holy shit?

 

[Cleanworks]

Whenever I hear the expression, "you're in deep shit now", I will remember Mark and think to myself, "it can't be any deeper than that"

 

[Mikey P]

Mark you need a beater van for this sort of work..

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/cto/5896656089.html

 

[Lee Stockwell]

Just needs a wrap.