Crazy people

[Cleanworks]

Just had a strange experience with my first job of the day. Supposed to clean a microfibre sectional in a 16th floor condo. When I bring my equipment, the guy gets all agitated about running the portable because it will scare his cat. Not sure what he expected but he paid me $100 to leave. Like to find some more customers like that.

 

[Nomad74]

It's almost like the government subsidizing the farmers.

 

[hogjowl]

You’d have to grow your own food otherwise

 

[Nomad74]

You’d have to grow your own food otherwise

I would die

 

[Nomad74]

Full disclosure..... I had three KitKat's and Mocha for breakfast.

 

[Jim Pemberton]

Just had a strange experience with my first job of the day. Supposed to clean a microfibre sectional in a 16th floor condo. When I bring my equipment, the guy gets all agitated about running the portable because it will scare his cat. Not sure what he expected but he paid me $100 to leave. Like to find some more customers like that.

Peoples' attachment to animals goes beyond the scope of reason. I don't mean the rational pet owners I know. Its the pet worshippers that give me pause.

At least he paid you for your time, so despite his pet irrationality, he had a sense of responsibility and perspective.

As I say here and elsewhere often, those four legged family members are a gold mine for us all.

I can't wait for Jimmy to opine on this matter....

 

[Cleanworks]

Peoples' attachment to animals goes beyond the scope of reason. I don't mean the rational pet owners I know. Its the pet worshippers that give me pause.

At least he paid you for your time, so despite his pet irrationality, he had a sense of responsibility and perspective.

As I say here and elsewhere often, those four legged family members are a gold mine for us all.

I can't wait for Jimmy to opine on this matter....

I was kind of glad anyway. Weird situation. 3/4 of the livingroom was covered in puppy training pads. For his cat.

 

[hogjowl]

My youngest daughter brought her wiener-chavez dog to visit and he pee’d all over my DR. When I mentioned it to her she got mad at me and blamed our dog.

 

[Nomad74]

My youngest daughter brought her wiener-chavez dog to visit and he pee’d all over my DR. When I mentioned it to her she got mad at me and blamed our dog.

Pee'd all over your DR? Damon Rydell?

 

[hogjowl]

It doesn’t stand for dumbass retard

 

[steve_64]

It doesn’t stand for dumbass retard

You sure?

 

[steve_64]

And it probably was your dog too.

 

[Jim Pemberton]

Weird situation. 3/4 of the livingroom was covered in puppy training pads. For his cat.

I'm hearing more of that with cats.

And kids ...

The world gets weirder and weirder

 

[Jimmy L]

No other country in the whole wide world treats their pets like part of the family. Just today some big fat lesbian woman put a sweat shirt on her RAT dog. People allow these ANIMALS to sleep in their beds, let the dogs lick inside of their mouths...............after they have licked their genitals and ASS. WHAT A SICK society we have. Calling dogs that visit them "Granddogs" PERVERSE SOCIETY DICTATED BY THE LIBERAL'S ! Hollywood........NFL, NBA and RAP star THUGS!

Other countries use these DOGS and CATS as..........................FOOD!

Now please take time out of your day to go to the nearest KFC Buffet.
They have the tenderest chicken and sides like mash potatoes and gravy. Green beans and carrots!
Chocolate pudding.......and all of the soda pop flavors you all so enjoy!

 

[Desk Jockey]

My youngest daughter brought her wiener-chavez dog to visit and he pee’d all over my DR. When I mentioned it to her she got mad at me and blamed our dog.

May you end up with Mexican grandkids.

 

[Jim Pemberton]

No other country in the whole wide world treats their pets like part of the family. Just today some big fat lesbian woman put a sweat shirt on her RAT dog. People allow these ANIMALS to sleep in their beds, let the dogs lick inside of their mouths...............after they have licked their genitals and ASS. WHAT A SICK society we have. Calling dogs that visit them "Granddogs" PERVERSE SOCIETY DICTATED BY THE LIBERAL'S ! Hollywood........NFL, NBA and RAP star THUGS!
Other countries use these DOGS and CATS as..........................FOOD!
Now please take time out of your day to go to the nearest KFC Buffet.
They have the tenderest chicken and sides like mash potatoes and gravy. Green beans and carrots!
Chocolate pudding.......and all of the soda pop flavors you all so enjoy!

Jimmy, you never disappoint.....

 

[BIG WOOD]

 

[hogjowl]

May you end up with Mexican grandkids.

 

[Desk Jockey]

How cute!

 

[hogjowl]

She looks a lot like you and your people
Have you been to Bama?

 

[Desk Jockey]

A cutie, not like me.

Never been but I did buy a Butler from Promaster back in the day. Dothan close to you?

 

[Sierra Clean Care]

I dated a girl years ago, her parents had a fat shitzu. They would treat the dog better than their own children. Case in point.... the first x-mas, the dog had a place setting @ the dinner table..... the mom had it all set up with proper place settings( soup spoon, salad fork etc.).... anywho, she even went as far as placing a booster seat on the chair, and had a cloth napkin tucked in the dogs collar. She took the dog for a ‘spa day’ beforehand. It gets better..... under the tree, there were 15-20 presents for THE DOG, and 2-4 for each of the actual children. One of the gifts was a custom made Goretex coat( at a cost of 500$....).... now you tell me, is this normal behaviour? I still wonder WTF????? Your turn Jimmy.....

 

[hogjowl]

Hour and a half

 

[Desk Jockey]

I nearly went to train a Bishops a time or two. Instead we had him here for Agents & Adjusters classes back in the early 90's.

 

[Old Coastie]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Jimmy said “soda pop.”

Other than that, he was on the mark.

 

[Desk Jockey]

I didn't know you knew him but Yes sir you are correct.