Oink oink

[SamIam]

Kids party room doggy bathroom,
Needed vacuuming, pet odor control, and cleaning.

Lastly the 12 year old asks will it mold if it’s that wet??????


Ya your pig ass, has piss and crap everywhere but it’s the mold we’re worried about!

 

[jcooper]

Ms Smith would you like me to come back when you are ready?

 

[SamIam]

Ms Smith would you like me to come back when you are ready?

Not in January

 

[BIG WOOD]

These are the jobs you show off to us, NOT your customers

 

[Dolly Llama]

if that's a live in, I'd of walked

if starving, I'd of corn broomed the debris to the sides or pushed their sheet out of the way with the wand (and leave it lay) while cleaning a path out the door ......


if empty, that looks like an $1000 dollar clean out to me
$800 in January.....

..L.T.A.

 

[steve_64]

The price just went wAyyyy up.

 

[hogjowl]

I thought this was about me

 

[Jack Zipper Zerkie]

And of course your charge will, be & 9.99 a room and the sofa will be $ 29.99 but only with a coupon and a first time customer . Wow are you busy .

 

[steve_64]

I thought this was about me

Chavez???

 

[hogjowl]

 

[Brian H]

I call those stoop and scoop jobs. I would have that floor cleared off enough for cleaning in about 60 seconds. Scoop/shovel all that stuff on a bed, dresser or the sofa. It's all over the floor, so no need to be neat about piling it.

The time you waste telling the customer why you CAN'T clean it, you could just stoop and scoop and have her ready to clean.

 

[Cleanworks]

I'd tell her I forgot my stooper scooper.

 

[SamIam]

I thought this was about me

I knew you would think that!

Sorry if I was to derogatory to the swine.

 

[SamIam]

I call those stoop and scoop jobs. I would have that floor cleared off enough for cleaning in about 60 seconds. Scoop/shovel all that stuff on a bed, dresser or the sofa. It's all over the floor, so no need to be neat about piling it.

The time you waste telling the customer why you CAN'T clean it, you could just stoop and scoop and have her ready to clean.

The dude and the young girl cleared most of it fast.

I spent a little bit picking up nails and penny’s that would kill my vacuum.

 

[Jimmy L]

I hate cleaning sheet holes like that.

 

[steve_64]

I hate cleaning sheet holes like that.

Like you ever cleaned your house.

 

[SamIam]

Slop and gobble and 360i brush head groomed with a 6 jet ti

 

[SamIam]

And no I ain’t working on red stains

 

[Desk Jockey]

I thought this was about me

You always think everything is about YOU.

narcissistic idiot!

 

[BIG WOOD]

And no I ain’t working on red stains

Why? It’s super easy with a steamer. Unlesss you’re charging next to nothing on an empty rental

 

[hogjowl]

He’s retarded

 

[SamIam]

Why? It’s super easy with a steamer. Unlesss you’re charging next to nothing on an empty rental

I ran out and they don’t want to pay

 

[Brian H]

I ran out and they don’t want to pay

And probably complained that you couldn't get it looking brand new!!

 

[Mikey P]

There is something seriously wrong with us.

 

[Jimmy L]

ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME..............HUH..................MIKEY?

 

[Nomad74]

I thought this was about me

Me too.

 

[Nomad74]

I've got one like that I need to clean today. My son is trying to save money for a Nintendo Switch so I told him we would go do it on Saturday (Today). Red everywhere. I'm going to soak it with Code Red and then heat transfer all the red stains. Smells like Haiti in there as well.

I secretly love every second of it.

 

[NobleCarpetCleaners]

I weed that out on the phone...

 

[Dolly Llama]

I weed that out on the phone...

how do you do that, Scott?

thanks

..................................................................................................................................

Phone code words all should know

"I need your help, my carpet is SOOO terrible I can't stand it any longer "

you can generally expect well maintained carpets with minimal soil


the other call..

"it's not bad, the rooms are small and there's only "one or two little spots"

generally means a trashed mess that equal or rival student rentals and sec 8 empties

.L.T.A.

 

[Nomad74]

how do you do that, Scott?

thanks

..................................................................................................................................

Phone code words all should know

"I need your help, my carpet is SOOO terrible I can't stand it any longer "

you can generally expect well maintained carpets with minimal soil


the other call..

"it's not bad, the rooms are small and there's only "one or two little spots"

generally means a trashed mess that equal or rival student rentals and sec 8 empties

.L.T.A.

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