Small children will scream, pets will run away and house wives will ....

[Mikey P]

 

[FB19087]

@Mikey P

No images...I can't fix this.....

 

[Mikey P]

 

[DAT]

This made me giggle..



Hope it works.

 

[Hoody]

Connoisseur is spelled incorrectly on the front where it says your and Paula's names as the owners.

 

[Mikey P]

Connoisseur is spelled incorrectly on the front where it says your and Paula's names as the owners.

Lol..


Tony..

 

[Desk Jockey]

Put Davis's face on it.

"Now that dad is gone, the NEW Face of Connoisseur is giving you $5.00 off your next service".

 

[Jimmy L]

Looks like............HELLBOY!

 

[Desk Jockey]

Looks like............HELLBOY!

I don't see it James. What would make you say that?

 

[Mikey P]

This made me giggle..



Hope it works.

Is a biz card, not a eddm piece..

 

[hogjowl]

I don't see it James. What would make you say that?


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It should be $6.66

 

[Desk Jockey]

I don't have the fonts for it to look right.

 

[hogjowl]

Then just make it $6

 

[Desk Jockey]

Don't be so obtuse. I don't have any dollar bill fonts. If I could do $6.00...I could do $6.66. IDIOT

 

[hogjowl]

Like you’re a right angle

 

[Desk Jockey]

I'm always right...thats my angle.

 

[Nomad74]

The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat and directly proportional to the mass of the ass

 

[Papa John]

This made me giggle..



Hope it works.

I thank that word is spelled with an "A" not "I"

 

[DAT]

Gaggle?

 

[DAT]

What does a flock of geese have to do with this?

 

[Jim Williams]

If they don't bring in any business you could always tuck them into G-strings at the local club.

 

[DAT]

What's the link to the guy site that did this biz card for you?

 

[Mikey P]

@tman7

 

[DAT]

I thought he had posted a link on this thread.. was trying to find it

 

[FB19087]

 

[DAT]

Thank you, I finally found it after Mikey posted his username. Couldn't remember the username so I can enter in search.

 

[tman7]

Lol..


Tony..

That's an old temp card remember? I created several before you picked the final one. Look at the final proof (its in the PM I sent you: Conversation Title "Banner Ad") all misspellings were corrected.

 

[Hoody]

When I was cleaning Tony did mine. I've posted them before but will again.

We used them for referral thank yous. We also had another set that on the back it said "Referred By:" and they could give them out to family and friends whoever. 1 per prospect. Usually left 5 with each client after the job was done.

 

[tman7]

You stopped cleaning?

I like how the tens dollar ones look. Good compromise between a $5 and $20 for discounts too. That was five years ago, dang time goes by to fast.

 

[tmiklethun]

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Housewives will......Laugh! JK

Separate question how many time a week do you have to spell Connoisseur for your clients. I can't believe how many of my clients struggle with Integrity.