I was long overdue..

[Mikey P]

I'm more than positive that if you were to bash in Marty's brains, you'd find his feminine side arguing with the masculine side over who gets the pick today's outfit..

You'd probably also be interrupting the two sides in a good old fashioned southern baptist cuddle fest..

 

[FB7777]

Several pairs of readers resting on his wispy forehead would no doubt be broken as well


All in all , it would be a no humans involved event

 

[Bob Pruitt]

I thought Conway was ready to produce a good tile wand.
The PMF tile wand I have is awkward to use and takes several passes to remove water. Hate it.
The one missing tool in our Industry.
Will Toby Dang be the guy to finally give us a swivel tile wand?
Tom?

 

[hogjowl]

I’m not experiencing any problems with my tile wand.
I don’t care if Tom does it anymore

 

[Mikey P]

Ignorance is


Well....


Just a fact of life in the deep South.

 

[Dolly Llama]

I hear Southern fried brains are quite tasty.

Older couple I knew (June and Junior) been gone for years now, were raised deep in the holler of WV
Moved up here in '60s but never lost their "country" and Junior loved squirrel brains
The he got some kind of bad sick from eating squirrel brains and nearly died

They were great folks BTW.
June kept an immaculate home, and Junior always with a smile
(and a bottle in barn)
cause June wouldn't allow no liquor in her home

..L.T.A.

 

[hogjowl]

There’s good folk everywhere
But there’s more down here

 

[Trip Moses]

Ignorance is


Well....


Just a fact of life in the deep South.

If that is the case...

Ignorance is


Well....


Just a fact of life in the deep South.

says the guy who cleans linoleum with a carpet wand

 

[Donwand]

I’m not experiencing any problems with my tile wand.

I have the same exact tile wand and it works great with my Butler and big blower.

 

[Dolly Llama]

says the guy who cleans linoleum with a carpet wand

and gouged the helloutofit......

..L.T.A.

 

[Trip Moses]

and gouged the helloutofit......

..L.T.A.

Then attempted to cover his sin with mop n glo

 

[hogjowl]

And by shifting y’alls attention to me

 

[Mikey P]

forgive me Father for cleaning 12 sf of shit vinyl for free...


KMA you fidiots.

 

[Jim Pemberton]

forgive me Father for cleaning 12 sf of shit vinyl for free...


KMA you fidiots.

Did you really expect breathless admiration and moist eyed rapture from this group?

 

[Mikey P]

99% of these nearsighted fidiots wouldn't even have even noticed the scratches...

 

[Sierra Clean Care]

99% of these nearsighted retards wouldn't even have even noticed the scratches...

But my sight has gotten better since I got new glasses....

 

[Lars]

No good deed goes unpunished right

 

[Jim Pemberton]

99% of these nearsighted retards wouldn't even have even noticed the scratches...

"Retard" is an unfortunate term Michael. My daughter is a psychologist and upbraided me when she heard me use that word while you and I were talking about a beloved member of this board a day or two ago.

She told me to consult this site for enlightment so that we both can show more kindness to the mentally disabled

https://www.sonc.org/EndtheRWord

"Spread the Word to End the Word"

Now, to be more helpful, these are considered to be better terms when referring to those you find mentally inferior:

Idiot (a MB favorite)
Pinhead
Dimwit
Numbskull
Bird brained
Nebraskan

 

[Trip Moses]

I move to add Numbnuts to list.

 

[hogjowl]

Y’all shouldn’t have been talking about me in the first place!

 

[Trip Moses]

Not me. I got your 6.

 

[Kenny Hayes]

forgive me Father for cleaning 12 sf of shit vinyl for free...


KMA you fidiots.

Shamey

 

[Nomad74]

"Retard" is an unfortunate term Michael. My daughter is a psychologist and upbraided me when she heard me use that word while you and I were talking about a beloved member of this board a day or two ago.

She told me to consult this site for enlightment so that we both can show more kindness to the mentally disabled

https://www.sonc.org/EndtheRWord

"Spread the Word to End the Word"

Now, to be more helpful, these are considered to be better terms when referring to those you find mentally inferior:

Idiot (a MB favorite)
Pinhead
Dimwit
Numbskull
Bird brained
Nebraskan

Can I ask Jimmy for a safe word?

 

[Mikey P]

Fidiot.

 

[KevinD]

forgive me Father for cleaning 12 sf of shit vinyl for free...
KMA you fidiots.

My biggest f'up with a vinyl floor and a glided wand was a freebee also.

 

[Jim Pemberton]

My biggest f'up with a vinyl floor and a glided wand was a freebee also.

A country boy from Tennessee gave me some of the best advice I have ever been given:

"Jim, don't you never do nothin' for free. But if you do, expect to pay for it"

 

[Living The Dream]

A country boy from Tennessee gave me some of the best advice I have ever been given:

"Jim, don't you never do nothin' for free. But if you do, expect to pay for it"

That couldn't be anymore truthful!

 

[FB7777]

Yea, well I'll meet you halfway Pemberton...

I'll ditch the "R" word

But I'm keeping phucktard

Cause snowflakes can't hurt me with their words, especially considering they will call me things I already know they believe to be true

And I'd really enjoy seeing them try , cause I got a lot more unsavory adjectives than the R word

 

[Lee Stockwell]

Yea, well I'll meet you halfway Pemberton...

I'll ditch the "R" word

But I'm keeping phucktard

Cause snowflakes can't hurt me with their words, especially considering they will call me things I already know they believe to be true

And I'd really enjoy seeing them try , cause I got a lot more unsavory adjectives than the R word

Radar

 

[Jim Pemberton]

Yea, well I'll meet you halfway Pemberton...

I'll ditch the "R" word

But I'm keeping phucktard

Cause snowflakes can't hurt me with their words, especially considering they will call me things I already know they believe to be true

And I'd really enjoy seeing them try , cause I got a lot more unsavory adjectives than the R word

Thanks Fred

I'm going to ask my daughter if phucktard is more acceptable.

Actually, I bet she will think its just fine.....