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[Mikey P]

Description:eta 9-10 they moved in with their dogs onto carpet that wasn't properly cleaned when they bought the house. they are trying to see if they can make it livable until they can replace

 

[Cleanworks]

If they get rid of the dogs, they might have a chance.

 

[Jim Pemberton]

If this is in Santa Cruz, you can use this job as a hazing ritual for your new hire.

 

[Nomad74]

Well, it's a challenge. Upsell protectant.

 

[Trip Moses]

Sounds like new soon to be repeat business

 

[Nomad74]

I’m starting to like this employee thing. Teaching how to clean microfiber couches today.
Edit, it’s not hardwood.

 

[Cleanworks]

I’m starting to like this employee thing. Teaching how to clean microfiber couches today.
Edit, it’s not hardwood.
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Still needs a drop cloth.

 

[Nomad74]

Still needs a drop cloth.

For your face

 

[Mikey P]

Testing 1 2 3

well in Mikey p lady killer fashion it turns out they were awesome people have a big huge log cabin down on the Carson River on 20 acres originally from South Africa came to Nevada due to mr. Career in mining he is currently in Alaska helping close some sort of mine but they have this fantastic home with chickens and all kinds of birds and I got a dozen of beautiful legs out of them and they have five little dogs that were marking up there gigantic master bedroom because the prior owner didn't clean it all that well I use the rotovac 360 and some Sager side and looks that immensely better she's very happy and I asked her towards the end of the job why she didn't call the last cleaner back first you have to tell me how when she goes to restaurants and they serve the meal on chipped or damaged flatware how she will never go back that somehow alluded to the fact that the last carpet cleaner was a filthy pig his whole appearance in his van or disgusting and even though he did a good job she felt she probably cut corners because he wasn't a clean person in nature so there you go

 

[Nomad74]

Fred, please help

 

[Cleanworks]

Testing 1 2 3

well in Mikey p lady killer fashion it turns out they were awesome people have a big huge log cabin down on the Carson River on 20 acres originally from South Africa came to Nevada due to mr. Career in mining he is currently in Alaska helping close some sort of mine but they have this fantastic home with chickens and all kinds of birds and I got a dozen of beautiful legs out of them and they have five little dogs that were marking up there gigantic master bedroom because the prior owner didn't clean it all that well I use the rotovac 360 and some Sager side and looks that immensely better she's very happy and I asked her towards the end of the job why she didn't call the last cleaner back first you have to tell me how when she goes to restaurants and they serve the meal on chipped or damaged flatware how she will never go back that somehow alluded to the fact that the last carpet cleaner was a filthy pig his whole appearance in his van or disgusting and even though he did a good job she felt she probably cut corners because he wasn't a clean person in nature so there you go

Probably didn't use a drop cloth either.

 

[FB7777]

You must be talking to other fred

You lost me when you were truckin a wool rug on the asphalt

 

[Mikey P]

 

[Nomad74]

Btw, that was cheap poly rug I was cleaning. The wool Rugs are inside my shop. Yeah. I should have used a tarp. But it was clean and I swept everything good.

 

[Jim Pemberton]

Testing 1 2 3

well in Mikey p lady killer fashion it turns out they were awesome people have a big huge log cabin down on the Carson River on 20 acres originally from South Africa came to Nevada due to mr. Career in mining he is currently in Alaska helping close some sort of mine but they have this fantastic home with chickens and all kinds of birds and I got a dozen of beautiful legs out of them and they have five little dogs that were marking up there gigantic master bedroom because the prior owner didn't clean it all that well I use the rotovac 360 and some Sager side and looks that immensely better she's very happy and I asked her towards the end of the job why she didn't call the last cleaner back first you have to tell me how when she goes to restaurants and they serve the meal on chipped or damaged flatware how she will never go back that somehow alluded to the fact that the last carpet cleaner was a filthy pig his whole appearance in his van or disgusting and even though he did a good job she felt she probably cut corners because he wasn't a clean person in nature so there you go

“I wish some man or other would take me sometime when hes there and kiss me in his arms theres nothing like a kiss long and hot down to your soul almost paralyses you I love flowers Id love to have the whole place swimming in roses God of heaven theres nothing like nature the wild mountains then the sea and waves rushing then the beautiful country with the fields of oats and wheat and all kinds of things and all the fine cattle going about that would do your heart good to see rivers and lakes and flowers all sorts of shapes and smells and colours after that long kiss I near lost my breath yes he said I was a flower of the mountain yes so we are flowers all a womans body yes then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will yes"

 

[Mikey P]

“I wish some man or other would take me sometime when hes there and kiss me in his arms theres nothing like a kiss long and hot down to your soul almost paralyses you I love flowers Id love to have the whole place swimming in roses God of heaven theres nothing like nature the wild mountains then the sea and waves rushing then the beautiful country with the fields of oats and wheat and all kinds of things and all the fine cattle going about that would do your heart good to see rivers and lakes and flowers all sorts of shapes and smells and colours after that long kiss I near lost my breath yes he said I was a flower of the mountain yes so we are flowers all a womans body yes then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will yes.”

Cut and paste or typeAtalk?

 

[Jim Pemberton]

Cut and paste from "Ulysses" by James Joyce.

The final stream of consciousness from Molly Bloom which, in being done without punctuation is maddening to read, much like typeatalk.

It is also a nod to your lady killer charm and how women might be feeling while you solve their cleaning problems.....

 

[Trip Moses]

Btw, that was cheap poly rug I was cleaning. The wool Rugs are inside my shop. Yeah. I should have used a tarp. But it was clean and I swept everything good.

I have a customer from Iran that I have cleaned rugs for. He asked one day about my process. After I gave him all of the hubbabalou, he said, “At home we just throw them in the river, then drag them on the bank to dry.

 

[Nomad74]

I’m wishing i had a centrifuge right now. These large rugs are taking their sweet time to dry.

 

[hogjowl]

 

[steve_64]

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Are you saying he attracts crack whores?

 

[Jim Pemberton]

Cut and paste or typeAtalk?

Actually, this is the longer version.

Memorize this, and recite it to Paula....it will melt her heart...worked for me, mostly.

…I love flowers I’d love to have the whole place swimming in roses God of heaven there’s nothing like nature the wild mountains then the sea and the waves rushing then the beautiful country with fields of oats and wheat and all kinds of things and all the fine cattle going about that would do your heart good to see rivers and lakes and flowers all sorts of shapes and smells and colours springing up even out of the ditches primroses and violets nature it is as for them saying there’s no God I wouldn’t give a snap of my two fingers for all their learning why don’t they go and create something I often asked him atheists or whatever they call themselves go and wash the cobbles off themselves first then they go howling for the priest and they dying and why why because they’re afraid of hell on account of their bad conscience ah yes I know them well who was the first person in the universe before there was anybody that made it all who ah that they don’t know neither do I so there you are they might as well try to stop the sun from rising tomorrow the sun shines for you he said the day we were lying among the rhododendrons on Howth head in the grey tweed suit and his straw hat the day I got him to propose to me yes first I gave him the bit of seedcake out of my mouth and it was leapyear like now yes 16 years ago my God after that long kiss I near lost my breath yes he said was a flower of the mountain yes so we are flowers all a woman’s body yes that was one true thing he said in his life and the sun shines for you today yes that was why I liked him because I saw he understood or felt what a woman is and I knew I could always get round him and I gave him all the pleasure I could leading him on till he asked me to say yes and I wouldn’t answer first only looked out over the sea and the sky I was thinking of so many things he didn’t know of Mulvey and Mr Stanhope and Hester and father and old captain Groves and the sailors playing all birds fly and I say stoop and washing up dishes they called it on the pier and the sentry in front of the governors house with the thing round his white helmet poor devil half roasted and the Spanish girls laughing in their shawls and their tall combs and the auctions in the morning the Greeks and the Jews and the Arabs and the devil knows who else from all the ends of Europe and Duke street and the fowl market all clucking outside Larby Sharans and the poor donkeys slipping half asleep and the vague fellows in the cloaks asleep in the shade on the steps and the big wheels of the carts of the bulls and the old castle thousands of years old yes and those handsome Moors all in white and turbans like kings asking you to sit down in their little bit of a shop and Ronda with the old windows of the posadas glancing eyes a lattice hid for her lover to kiss the iron and the wineshops half open at night and the castanets and the night we missed the boat at Algeciras the watchman going about serene with his lamp and O that awful deepdown torrent O and the sea the sea crimson sometimes like fire and the glorious sunsets and the figtrees in the Alameda gardens yes and all the queer little streets and pink and blue and yellow houses and the rosegardens and the jessamine and geraniums and cactuses and Gibraltar as a girl where I was a Flower of the mountain yes when I put the rose in my hair like the Andalusian girls used or shall I wear a red yes and how he kissed me under the Moorish wall and I thought well as well him as another and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down Jo me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes.

 

[Cleanworks]

Actually, this is the longer version.

Memorize this, and recite it to Paula....it will melt her heart...worked for me, mostly.

…I love flowers I’d love to have the whole place swimming in roses God of heaven there’s nothing like nature the wild mountains then the sea and the waves rushing then the beautiful country with fields of oats and wheat and all kinds of things and all the fine cattle going about that would do your heart good to see rivers and lakes and flowers all sorts of shapes and smells and colours springing up even out of the ditches primroses and violets nature it is as for them saying there’s no God I wouldn’t give a snap of my two fingers for all their learning why don’t they go and create something I often asked him atheists or whatever they call themselves go and wash the cobbles off themselves first then they go howling for the priest and they dying and why why because they’re afraid of hell on account of their bad conscience ah yes I know them well who was the first person in the universe before there was anybody that made it all who ah that they don’t know neither do I so there you are they might as well try to stop the sun from rising tomorrow the sun shines for you he said the day we were lying among the rhododendrons on Howth head in the grey tweed suit and his straw hat the day I got him to propose to me yes first I gave him the bit of seedcake out of my mouth and it was leapyear like now yes 16 years ago my God after that long kiss I near lost my breath yes he said was a flower of the mountain yes so we are flowers all a woman’s body yes that was one true thing he said in his life and the sun shines for you today yes that was why I liked him because I saw he understood or felt what a woman is and I knew I could always get round him and I gave him all the pleasure I could leading him on till he asked me to say yes and I wouldn’t answer first only looked out over the sea and the sky I was thinking of so many things he didn’t know of Mulvey and Mr Stanhope and Hester and father and old captain Groves and the sailors playing all birds fly and I say stoop and washing up dishes they called it on the pier and the sentry in front of the governors house with the thing round his white helmet poor devil half roasted and the Spanish girls laughing in their shawls and their tall combs and the auctions in the morning the Greeks and the Jews and the Arabs and the devil knows who else from all the ends of Europe and Duke street and the fowl market all clucking outside Larby Sharans and the poor donkeys slipping half asleep and the vague fellows in the cloaks asleep in the shade on the steps and the big wheels of the carts of the bulls and the old castle thousands of years old yes and those handsome Moors all in white and turbans like kings asking you to sit down in their little bit of a shop and Ronda with the old windows of the posadas glancing eyes a lattice hid for her lover to kiss the iron and the wineshops half open at night and the castanets and the night we missed the boat at Algeciras the watchman going about serene with his lamp and O that awful deepdown torrent O and the sea the sea crimson sometimes like fire and the glorious sunsets and the figtrees in the Alameda gardens yes and all the queer little streets and pink and blue and yellow houses and the rosegardens and the jessamine and geraniums and cactuses and Gibraltar as a girl where I was a Flower of the mountain yes when I put the rose in my hair like the Andalusian girls used or shall I wear a red yes and how he kissed me under the Moorish wall and I thought well as well him as another and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down Jo me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes.

By the time you get through reciting all that, as you look up, you'll find the girl has left and some gay guy has taken her place.

 

[Sierra Clean Care]

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[Sierra Clean Care]

By the time you get through reciting all that, as you look up, you'll find the girl has left and some gay guy has taken her place.

There’s more to life than work, poop stories, and beer....

 

[Old Coastie]

I read that to my lovely and longsuffering Mrs. Coastie and finished in one breath.

Waited expectantly and she said sceptically: “Okaaaayyy...”

 

[hogjowl]

We’re definitely a weird bunch

 

[Nomad74]

We’re definitely a weird bunch

I'm the only normal one here

 

[hogjowl]

But it’s all about Chavez

 

[PrimaDonna]

Are you saying he attracts crack whores?

Well....I was the one that took that picture. You decide.