My favorite thing I've learned on MB is...

[steve_64]

And dining room table legs......!

They were filthy.

 

[Brian H]

They were filthy.

Or stuck to the carpet from years of the dog peeing on them.

 

[steve_64]

Or stuck to the carpet from years of the dog peeing on them.

It was the kids peeing!

 

[Cleanworks]

It was the kids peeing!

I had a customer a couple of years ago that had a lot of what appeared to urine and feces stains. As I was about to ask about her dog, here comes her toddler with no diaper on. Maybe they have dirt floors where they come from.

 

[hogjowl]

I’ve probably met her

 

[Jim Williams]

It was fun for about a month but nothing beats the hydroforce for production and the ability to soak the f*** out of a carpet

I wish somebody would have kicked me in the a$$ for using a pump up the first 14 years of my career.

Not to use the customers toilet. It's better to shit yourself instead.

Not really. I sharted one time after I had rolled up my hoses, but still had to go inside and collect my check.

based on my posts,
I'd say I like Liberal Americans, yet can be annoyed by them as well-- sorta like how Bill Maher sees them.
I seem to prefer Asians that are dictatorial-- I'm "Taking Medication" to correct this.

You wouldn't like my Asian daughter. She's a die hard conservative who can debate her liberal friends under the bus.

BTW- The best thing I've learned was probably to use low pressure on berber. I can't tell you how many times a customer has said "The last guy left it wet for 3 days and it still looked dirty."

 

[Steve Lawrence]

My favorite lesson from Mikey's Board was learning about CRB's--got 2 10" and 1 20" Austrian. (I think we learned about glides on another board or else that may have been my fave.). BTW, I really like your learning experience, John, that was a good one!

 

[Steve Lawrence]

I wish somebody would have kicked me in the a$$ for using a pump up the first 14 years of my career.

Not really. I sharted one time after I had rolled up my hoses, but still had to go inside and collect my check.

You wouldn't like my Asian daughter. She's a die hard conservative who can debate her liberal friends under the bus.

BTW- The best thing I've learned was probably to use low pressure on berber. I can't tell you how many times a customer has said "The last guy left it wet for 3 days and it still looked dirty."

I like your Asian daughter. She stands firm!!!!!

 

[Jim Pemberton]

My friends' friends aren't always MY friends.

and just as important:

My friends' enemies aren't always MY enemies.

You just gave me a good subject for my next conversation with my son.

Lots of wisdom there Lee.

 

[Papa John]

You wouldn't like my Asian daughter. She's a die hard conservative who can debate her liberal friends under the bus.

I bet I would enjoy meeting her.
I have respect for people who can debate in an intelligent manner.
That's why I like @sOOper hero and @anon so much

 

[Fat Mike]

I bet I would enjoy meeting her.
I have respect for people who can debate in an intelligent manner.
That's why I like @sOOper hero and @anon so much

Rock on Larry! Someone called you intelligent amigo!

 

[steve_64]

I bet I would enjoy meeting her.
I have respect for people who can debate in an intelligent manner.
That's why I like @sOOper hero and @anon so much

But would she feel the same about you?

 

[Willy P]

My favorite lesson from Mikey's Board was learning about CRB's--got 2 10" and 1 20" Austrian. (I think we learned about glides on another board or else that may have been my fave.). BTW, I really like your learning experience, John, that was a good one!

And yet I used to get ridiculed for using a Host machine until crb became flavour of the month. Somehow I find that strangley satisfying though.

 

[hogjowl]

Yeah like you’re not an idiot

 

[Jimmy L]

I first rented one of those Host machines and scam pooed my own carpets to see how it performed. Sadly it lasted only 2 weeks before it uglied out.
I was looking for an easier to use method but found out............it sucked

 

[Kenny Hayes]

You should’ve bought it.

 

[Cleanworks]

I first rented one of those Host machines and scam pooed my own carpets to see how it performed. Sadly it lasted only 2 weeks before it uglied out.
I was looking for an easier to use method but found out............it sucked

Hmm, I find those Host machines don't suck at all. I have one for sale. Guy calls me up and asks how many feet of hose it comes with? I should have just thrown in some hose I guess. Let him worry about how to connect it.

 

[Kenny Hayes]

He’s not even an idiot.