another swooper

[Mikey P]

I normally park in the garage but when its warm out I leave my van in the drive way.


If Im out in the garage or picking weeds its now inevitable that a Swooper comes in for the kill


3 microfiber sofas today.

 

[Jim Williams]

Somebody want to interpret?

 

[Mikey P]

park you van in the driveway if you want more work

 

[Nomad74]

Somebody want to interpret?

Let me help.

 

[Old Coastie]

Looks more like Freddie Mercury.

 

[hogjowl]

I guess you’re feeling better?

 

[Jim Williams]

Now I get it. I was always the kid at the back of the class who scored low in reading comprehension. I pictured a large bird swooping down and flogging your head while you were cleaning 3 sofas in your driveway.

 

[Old Coastie]

I guess you’re feeling better?

yeah. That shingles shot ‘bout knocked my d*ck in the dirt. But I’d do ten of them not to get shingles again.