Dorkus McKorkus

[Mikey P]

2%r

 

[Desk Jockey]

You gotta get rid of those dork handles. Only 2% would use those goofy things!

 

[Mikey P]

I love when non-carpet cleaners voice their worthless opinion.


I'm still waiting for the day where a customer says "oh my God you're using a snow shovel handle on that suck mop!"


#bestassisthandleever

 

[hogjowl]

How much of that did you pay for?

 

[Cleanworks]

I love when non-carpet cleaners voice their worthless opinion.


I'm still waiting for the day where a customer says "oh my God you're using a snow shovel handle on that suck mop!"


#bestassisthandleever

My people are too polite to say it but I'm sure talk about it to their friends.

 

[Desk Jockey]

I love when non-carpet cleaners voice their worthless opinion.


I'm still waiting for the day where a customer says "oh my God you're using a snow shovel handle on that suck mop!"


#bestassisthandleever

I'm just like a client, a non-carpet cleaner...that can spot a snow shovel handle a mile away.

 

[Desk Jockey]

How much of that did you pay for?

#toomuch!
#2much!!!
#morethanheshouldhave
#excusemeim2closetoseeobjectively

 

[Mikey P]

How much of that did you pay for?

just the Oreck.

 

[Mikey P]

 

[Cleanworks]

So, she got her carpets cleaned for free.

 

[Mikey P]

So, she got her carpets cleaned for free.

$315

 

[hogjowl]

You should be ashamed

 

[Mikey P]

I know, I can't believe I paid $130 for a vacuum I could have got for free from Clean Freak.

 

[hogjowl]

Who’s clean freak?

 

[FB19087]

$315

I bet you could have got her to say it for less...

 

[hogjowl]

You should be ashamed for asking that old lady to lie

 

[Mikey P]

I bet you could have got her to say it for less...

 

[Desk Jockey]

Who’s clean freak?

The are an Intetnet equipment distributor

 

[FB19087]

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That's probably out of Paula's checkbook.

 

[Cleanworks]

$315

Is that how much you paid her?

 

[Mikey P]

Idiots

 

[hogjowl]

Get your own word

 

[Mikey P]

Get your own word

Nothing else exemplifies you people nearly as well, just a tootin shame you couldn't have. monetize it

 

[Mikey P]

When I told her about the razzing ol' red earns me she couldn't begin to comprehend what the issue could be..

" I like the color"...

 

[Desk Jockey]

When I told her about the razzing ol' red earns me she couldn't begin to comprehend what the issue could be..

" I like the color"...

Red and Blue are my favorite colors. It's the big ass plastic handle that doesn't match the metal wand.

Looks haphazard like you found it on your work bench and stuck it on there. Just hideous!

 

[Mikey P]

Red and Blue are my favorite colors. It's the big ass plastic handle that doesn't match the metal wand.

Looks haphazard like you found it on your work bench and stuck it on there. Just hideous!

See post #11

 

[Desk Jockey]

Are you sure 11?

 

[Cleanworks]

When I told her about the razzing ol' red earns me she couldn't begin to comprehend what the issue could be..

" I like the color"...

She felt sorry for you.

 

[Desk Jockey]

She felt sorry for you.

Uh huh on the neighborhood Facebook page she posted a picture of the pathetic handle.

I think shes starting a GoFundMe for the handle. Hopefully it does better than the UTV tires did.

 

[Mikey P]

I can almost recall the days when you were funny.