Damon, i found you the perfect phone gal..

[Mikey P]

 

[steve_64]

Wugs? We no do wugs!

 

[Dolly Llama]

ingrish is not that person's first language.

亚洲按摩院

..L.T.A.

 

[hogjowl]

It’s rude not to include a translation link

 

[Nomad74]

That was sexy hot.

 

[Dolly Llama]

It’s rude not to include a translation link

do hemorrhoids hamper google ability?
Never had 'em, so I don't know.
but since I'm such a good guy willing to help those with "diminished mental capacity" ...

here you go

Google Translate

Google's service, offered free of charge, instantly translates words, phrases, and web pages between English and over 100 other languages.

translate.google.com

...L.T.A.

 

[hogjowl]

How do I type Japanese?

 

[Desk Jockey]

I am a masculine who seems too shy to method a beautiful woman within a bar or club.

When I was single I usually method them in a car or home.


Sorry, messaged them!

 

[Numero Uno]

Hey I look like olive oyl now,I volunteer..

 

[Cleanworks]

How do I type Japanese?

With your left pinky.