What the heck is a “Mikey’s Fest”?

[Jimmy L]

I will never go

 

[Cleanworks]

I will never go

How about if we send you some new underwear?

 

[Jimmy L]

After going to local dist bbq's I have no interest in seeing other CC's.

Same people in a different place.

I got shunned once when an older couple asked me if I pre vacuumed.
When I said no.......they turned and walked away.

They didn't see that I flipped them the bird

 

[Dolly Llama]

They didn't see that I flipped them the bird

'fraid they'd kick your azz, huh?

..L.T.A.

 

[Desk Jockey]

'fraid they'd kick your azz, huh?

..L.T.A.

You don't tug on superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that old lone ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim…

 

[steve_64]

After going to local dist bbq's I have no interest in seeing other CC's.

Same people in a different place.

I got shunned once when an older couple asked me if I pre vacuumed.
When I said no.......they turned and walked away.

They didn't see that I flipped them the bird

Next time someone asks you that ask them if they prewipe.

I bet they will walk away too but you might be the one getting the finger instead. At least you will have the last laugh.

 

[Desk Jockey]

Next time someone asks you that ask them if they prewipe.

I bet they will walk away too but you might be the one getting the finger instead. At least you will have the last laugh.

You're sick Steve!

And yes, I was prewipe. A clean colon is a happy colon!

 

[Willy P]

You're sick Steve!

And yes, I was prewipe. A clean colon is a happy colon!

Does your head get in the way?

 

[Desk Jockey]

Does your head get in the way?

Not at all but I have learned to wipe around yors, BUTT FACE!

 

[steve_64]

You're sick Steve!

And yes, I was prewipe. A clean colon is a happy colon!

Maybe that bonnet cleaning is for you then.

 

[Cleanworks]

After going to local dist bbq's I have no interest in seeing other CC's.

Same people in a different place.

I got shunned once when an older couple asked me if I pre vacuumed.
When I said no.......they turned and walked away.

They didn't see that I flipped them the bird

Who cares what some snob thinks. They probably vacuum with a shark anyway. You have such a thick skin here, why would you worry what some asshat thinks? You would be the most popular guy at the fest.

 

[Mikey P]

After going to local dist bbq's I have no interest in seeing other CC's.

Same people in a different place.

I got shunned once when an older couple asked me if I pre vacuumed.
When I said no.......they turned and walked away.

They didn't see that I flipped them the bird

Jimmy you actually qualify for our scholarship program where you get into the event for free and we pay for your hotel and travel expenses.


Anyone else here with under 200 jobs completed can apply as well

 

[Cleanworks]

Jimmy you actually qualify for our scholarship program where you get into the event for free and we pay for your hotel and travel expenses.


Anyone else here with under 200 jobs completed can apply as well

Do blowjobs count?

 

[Jimmy L]

I don't think any of you understand. I'm an intellectual and people have told me that. I don't use no big words like Jimmy P but in my opinion it takes more intelligence to communicate with bold simple words to get my point across.

For instance while driving I will use a simple hand gesture and a simple phrase like.................YOU DUM SOB!...................MOFO!

 

[Mikey P]

I don't think any of you understand. I'm an intellectual and people have told me that. I don't use no big words like Jimmy P but in my opinion it takes more intelligence to communicate with bold simple words to get my point across.

For instance while driving I will use a simple hand gesture and a simple phrase like.................YOU DUM SOB!...................MOFO!

can you link me to where you get those shorts?

my boys are boiling this summer.

 

[Jimmy L]

Still fixated on my shorts after 20 years?

I will sell you a pair of my used underwear.

 

[Mikey P]

Still fixated on my shorts after 20 years?

I will sell you a pair of my used underwear.

Those white legs burned permanent floaters into my cornea...

 

[bob vawter]

Maybe you should have married Tina after all p..

She likes me....!

 

[Jimmy L]

I couldn't stand being around stupit liberals like you Papa

 

[Dolly Llama]

She likes me....!

Tina was my first wife.
She died of a heroin overdose.
Lord rest her soul

..L.T.A.

 

[steve_64]

I couldn't stand being around stupit liberals like you Papa

Liberals are fun to party with.

 

[Dolly Llama]

Liberals are fun to party with.

I've always loved hippy chics

..L.T.A.

 

[Cleanworks]

Liberals are fun to party with.

Well, the women are.