Bro..

[Mikey P]

 

[Mikey P]

 

[Desk Jockey]

Hey don't bro me, if you don't know me!

 

[FB19087]

did you forget you had a job again?

fn Fred19

 

[Desk Jockey]

They should have called Carpet Cops. I hear they are always on time and never cuss at you!

 

[Mikey P]

did you forget you had a job again?

fn Fred19

Nope I kept in contact with him with all day and every time we talked he got more and more stoned.

One of the calls was in trying to figure out how he was going to pay me

you have one of those chip scanners?


No sir I do not

well I got $70 cash is that going to be enough?

No sir we have a 140 minimum and that'll get you 3 to 400 ft depending on the condition of the carpet so can you please go to the bank and withdraw some cash just in case



And then I show up at the house he's not there and he immediately starts cussing me out on the phone leading to the above text conversation

 

[Mikey P]

They should have called Carpet Cops. I hear they are always on time and never cuss at you!

I almost gave him their number

 

[Desk Jockey]

I almost gave him their number

Should have. I used to give out the local Rainbow number for a couple of years until the guy couldn't take it any longer and got out of the business.

When they asked him how much for WDR work. He would tell them 1/2 of whatever Chavez quoted you.

 

[Jim Pemberton]

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Imagine if you had done the work

 

[Mikey P]

Paula's cell is one digit off from the local hospital

Constant wrong numbers from people in duress.

many ask if she can connect them rather than take the correct number.

 

[Nomad74]

You should offer to take him out to the tundra on one of your epic tire popping adventures....... and leave him.

 

[hogjowl]

Why are you constantly pissing people off?

 

[Mikey P]

Why are you constantly pissing people off?

Because people are idiots?

 

[Cleanworks]

I wouldn't have lasted that long. You need to find out where he drinks, then accidentally bump into him.

 

[Mikey P]

 

[BIG WOOD]

Has he left a bad review yet?

 

[Mikey P]

Has he left a bad review yet?

Oh boy I sure hope he does.. can you imagine my rebuttal

 

[Desk Jockey]

Send me a round trip ticket and we will pay "Bro" a social visit.

 

[Mikey P]

Send me a round trip ticket and we will pay "Bro" a social visit.

I'd rather send the money to Bawb so he can fly out to PHX and die at the pool party with Auto and Meg in his lap

 

[Desk Jockey]

is rather send the money to Bawb so he can fly out to PHX and die at the pool party with Auto and Meg in his lap

Yea that's a much better idea!

 

[Mikey P]

Yea that's a much better idea!

you two could split a room...

 

[Mikey P]

or better yet, share one, I got an extra queen in my LR

 

[Cleanworks]

you two could split a room...

I'd pay to see that.

 

[Desk Jockey]

or better yet, share one, I got an extra queen in my LR

I don't know what my wife would say about that.

What does she look like?

 

[Cleanworks]

or better yet, share one, I got an extra queen in my LR

What does she look like?

 

[Lee Stockwell]

move on...he's not, and never will be, your customer

 

[Mikey P]

she's on the right

 

[hogjowl]

This thread has taken an ugly turn

 

[Nomad74]

This thread has taken an ugly turn

I sure wish the hug master would post.

 

[hogjowl]

One trick pony