Hey Metermaid

[Mikey P]

How about this..

 

[Meter Maid]

At least you weren’t paying for smearing that stuff around.

What’s on your feet?

 

[Mikey P]

At least you weren’t paying for smearing that stuff around.

What’s on your feet?

Camo crocs, or is that not obvious.

 

[Mikey P]

CRBs can't smear, per say.

 

[Meter Maid]

Don’t know anyone who wears those, so I’m not familiar with nerd footwear.

 

[Mikey P]

Don’t know anyone who wears those, so I’m not familiar with nerd footwear.

Now you do.

 

[Meter Maid]

Freakin nerd

 

[Mikey P]

Freakin nerd

Cozy.

 

[Jimmy L]

Crocs are the official footwear of Mikey's board

 

[Meter Maid]

If I wore a pair of those in one of my tinder profile pictures, I will get zero right swipes.

 

[Cleanworks]

Crocs are the official footwear of Mikey's board

That's a Croc.

 

[Mikey P]

If I wore a pair of those in one of my tinder profile pictures, I will get zero right swipes.

Explain to me how tinder works If somebody swipes to the right they have titties and if they swipe to the left they got nuts?

 

[Mikey P]

I suppose if they swipe down they got both...

 

[Willy P]

I suppose if they swipe down they got both...

Both on one.

 

[Cleanworks]

Explain to me how tinder works If somebody swipes to the right they have titties and if they swipe to the left they got nuts?

Just needs a spark and a little air and it flame's right up.

 

[Meter Maid]

I suppose if they swipe down they got both...

Basically, they swipe right if they wanna screw, left if they don’t.

 

[Mikey P]

Basically, they swipe right if they wanna screw, left if they don’t.

I guess that's appropriate for you, but you're too much of a noob to remember that the original wheels up OP machines only moved to the left. If you wanted to turn right, you had the face the other direction.

 

[Meter Maid]

I guess that's appropriate for you, but you're too much of a noob to remember that the original wheels up OP machines only moved to the left. If you wanted to turn right, you had the face the other direction.

The fact you compared a hook up app to a carpet cleaning machine means you’ve been married for a very long time.

 

[Mikey P]

The fact you compared a hook up app to a carpet cleaning machine means you’ve been married for a very long time.

Yeah, no kidding..

And ironically the Odyssey swings both ways