Guarantee’s with Carpet Cleaning

[Trip Moses]

It is guaranteed to quit raining as soon as you roll your hoses up.

 

[hogjowl]

That’s actually funny.
American funny.

 

[Mikey P]

Its aguarantee your vacuum tank will fill up and shut down the machine with two square feet to go at the last job of the day

 

[Mikey P]

If you can't find the hose bib to hook up your fresh water supply, it's a guarantee it's hiding behind the fvcking rose bush.

 

[SamIam]

It's guaranteed that you're on your last couple feet last of the day, that they loved you so much they need you to do that other bedroom they said skip. At the other end of the house!

jbcmofogardam

 

[Cleanworks]

If you can't find the hose bib to hook up your fresh water supply, it's a guarantee it's hiding behind the fvcking rose bush.

Right where the black widow hangs out.

 

[Trip Moses]

Guaranteed if you dump your wastewater on-site you will somehow have to step in it.

 

[SamIam]

Right where the black widow hangs out.

Or a recluse ask Mark Saiger

 

[Kenny Hayes]

It is guaranteed to quit raining as soon as you roll your hoses up.

That would mean you get rain to know Remember, I live in #hellhole!

 

[Papa John]

It's guaranteed that you're on your last couple feet last of the day, that they loved you so much they need you to do that other bedroom they said skip. At the other end of the house!

jbcmofogardam

I recently had that happen.
I told them, "We'll have to save it for next time. If I did it now, I'll be late for the next customer."
I love training customers sometimes.

 

[Trip Moses]

That would mean you get rain to know Remember, I live in #hellhole!

I don’t know you. You’ll have a different profile next week

 

[Kenny Hayes]

What about Big Wood? I went 3 or 4 days before I figured him out!

 

[hogjowl]

You two understand each other on a shallow level

 

[Papa John]

It is guaranteed to quit raining as soon as you roll your hoses up.

I'm in California-- What is this "raining" you speck of?