2011 Top 25 Nationally Ranked Carpet Cleaners

[Goldenboy]

1. Tom Meyer
2.Walt Bush
3.David Sweeney
4.Art Kelley
5.Chris Mutteris
6.Mikey P
7.Greg Crowley
8.Jimmy Ladwig
9.Ron Werner
10. Doug Cox
11.Jim Eckman
12.John Middleton
13.Wayne Miller
14.Tim Pittman
15.Steve Frasier
16.Brian Luddy
17.Brad Fenstermaker
18.Doug Payne
19.WillyParsons
20. Grant DeRemer
21.Donald Becker
22.John Watson
23.Thomas Cermak
24.Forest
25.Curt Johnson

Tom Meyer deserves this ranking. The guy is basically a clone of Mikey P. Mikey has dropped spending to much time off the truck. I could not find a better replacement for Mikey P except for this guy. With the additional 360i to his choice of weapons Meyer could hold this spot for years to come. The thought of not Pre-Vaccing does not even enter the guys mind. Keep up the good work Meyer. Remember this is a huge honor. Take it and run with it. Also I had to drop a personal grudge with Crowley and he has moved into the top ten. A guy who pre-scrubs every job with a red pad or a nylon brush deserves to be in the Top Ten in the nation. The East Coast housewives are loving this guy because he straight pimps the carpets on every job. I know my private message box will be filled with pissed off cleaners. Just grab your Sanitaire and keep your head up. There is always next month. You guys are like Reel family to me and it hurts me to leave you off my list.

Golden Boy

 

[Hoody]

Who are you again ?

 

[XTREME1]

waldo sucked years ago, He is the man now

 

[sweendogg]

That is a nice way to start off 2011

 

[Lee Stockwell]

...oh well, maybe next year~

 

[ruff]

I couldn't find Elmer Fudd anywhere on the list.

 

[Goldenboy]

Hoodie just got off the phone with Olson he is pissed. You forgot to clean the restrooms at the shop.


Golden Boy

 

[XTREME1]

over the next month you will see me hitting the ads hard core with this. It may be dumb to others but you can use it

 

[Goldenboy]

Rob from Sticky Tabs referred to the rankings in a national magazine. Its no fooking joke. After I released my first Top Twenty rankings. Guys were so pissed I had to install a home security system because my wife read the nasty private messages I was getting.

Golden Boy

 

[Hoody]

Hoodie just got off the phone with Olson he is pissed. You forgot to clean the restrooms at the shop.


Golden Boy

Just got off the phone with Dustin Murray he still has your money. :shock:

 

[XTREME1]

very proud to be there but any of you fookers who aren't as high as me I challnge you to do what I do

 

[cucu]

Rob from Sticky Tabs referred to the rankings in a national magazine. Its no fooking joke. After I released my first Top Twenty rankings. Guys were so pissed I had to install a home security system because my wife read the nasty private messages I was getting.

you better show the lady the one i sent you...least that way she will understand why...when.. you dont come home .........some dark and lonely night..

 

[XTREME1]

does anyone understand CUCU

 

[ruff]

With the additional 360i to his choice of weapons Meier could hold this spot for years to come. The thought of not Pre-Vaccing does not even enter the guys mind. Keep up the good work. A guy who pre-scrubs every job with a red pad or a nylon brush deserves to be in the Top Ten in the nation.
Golden Boy

I stopped pre and post vacuuming and or scrubbing.
And I stopped pre spraying and or flushing.
Still good collecting the checks


But.......... I look very sternly at the carpet before and after hand, especially after hand.

You'd be amazed at the results of this STERN cleaning.

Is revolutionary!

 

[Mikey P]

Its MeYer you dumbfuck.

 

[Mikey P]

I heard from one of the test homes that Merty forgot to flush a toilet, hence no mention

 

[Studebaker]

End of conversation waldo...

Best regards
Mr 80%

 

[floorguy]

Hoodie just got off the phone with Olson he is pissed. You forgot to clean the restrooms at the shop.


Golden Boy

Just got off the phone with Dustin Murray he still has your money. :shock:

ohhhhhh shit :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:


and look at me i am on there twice woohooo 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

 

[sweendogg]

Doug,

Since you are listed twice, I'd say that qualifies you as a higher ranking..... right? 8)

 

[juniorc82]

so how did you draw up these rankings? this is a joke. these are just a bunch of people on here, mostly owner ops at that. maybe you should say mikeys board top twenty five since other cleaners do exist outside this board. but none the less waldo your rankings are a brilliant way to kiss a little butt to the old farts on here. still a joke none the less

 

[Mountain View Carpet Care]

Did someone actually test these guys to get in the top 25?

 

[Lee Stockwell]

Did someone actually test these guys to get in the top 25?

The CRI of course!

 

[Mountain View Carpet Care]

[quote="Mountain View Carpet Care":2iv9dfq5]Did someone actually test these guys to get in the top 25?

The CRI of course![/quote:2iv9dfq5]

lee after 40 years of experience you would think you would be up there. I know for a fact Gary Heacock should be up there. Randy Hyde One of the best rug cleaners around.Oh I left out TriPod Todd.

 

[Ross Buettner]

Hey, if it was top 25 for being an asshole... I'd be there!

 

[Goldenboy]

STFU Coret as you can tell the list is legit. Just cuz you are pissed that Recoil Port Hacks are not allowed. I have studied all of these cleaners. Coret just cuz you failed to make the list dont take cheap shots at me. I would let any of these guys clean my castle.


Golden Boy

 

[Desk Jockey]

If your name is on the list, it’s on there for a reason, this list isn’t just something Waldo made up!

To qualify for this elite title your named had to be submitted for consideration from no less than 3-non related customers.

Strict background checks were also done with the Better Business Bureau to see that you had no judgments against you in said year.

8-months of compiling data using double blind testing from friends, and friends of friends that allowed their homes to be cleaned by perspective finalists.

After 6-months the list was narrowed down to 35 and those we evaluated by the Top Twenty Five Task Force that met 6-times at a non disclosed site.

Finalists were judged by how they handled customers over the phone, technicians appearance and customer inter action, over all cleanliness (photo’s prior and post used) pile restoration, drying speed and lastly a soil sample was analyzed with a NASA XRF gun to judge how much soil was removed.

So yes considering it an XRF gun was used, the testing is basically worthless. Waldo came up with the list while taking an extended visit in the crapper. For those of you that made the list you will receive the actual piece of toilet paper that Waldo wrote your name on.

This toilet paper is autographed and suitable for framing.
Congrats! 8)

 

[Doug Cox]

Hoodie just got off the phone with Olson he is pissed. You forgot to clean the restrooms at the shop.


Golden Boy

LOL!!

 

[renegade_cowboy]

Did someone actually test these guys to get in the top 25?

Seriously dude?

This has been worked on and voted on for the last few months now. This has been in all the industry mags and even talked about in the IICRC.

This ranking is taken very serious and has hundreds of man hours coming up with it. Mainly because he can only type one letter at a time with his index finger.

 

[Jimmy L]

I for one am extremely grateful for the honor.

I'm going to use this for future marketing purposes.

But does this come with a plaque or something?

Or maybe a coupon for a oriental buffet?


At least that POS Harold Hides didn't make the list!

:shock:

 

[Chads]

Oh Darn I didnt make it once again, well I guess I will have to hack job a little better next year