2011 Top 25 Nationally Ranked Carpet Cleaners

[harryhides]

I for one am extremely grateful for the honor.

I'm going to use this for future marketing purposes.

At least that POS Harold Hides didn't make the list! :shock:

I have retired Jimmy dearest.
Keep in mind that in order to use this in your marketing, you'd actually have to start marketing

 

[steve r]

Oh Darn I didnt make it once again, well I guess I will have to hack job a little better next year

or maybe post on this board more :shock:

 

[Brian R]

Can we get a collective :roll:

 

[Jimmy L]

Harold I use those yard signs and I put them on every intersection and telephone pole.

 

[Shorty]

I am extremely shocked & dissappointed. :shock:

It would appear that my ex-pat mate, John Middleton, who moved from the sunny climes of Mackay in Central Queensland some years ago, to the chillybilly country of Aotearoa, or Niu Zeelund as some may know it, as well as land of the long white cloud, has finally moved on.

Can the Great Waldo please elaborate in what part of the Nation, John Middleton now resides. :?:

I also find it disgusting that a mod; on an Aussie cc forum now lives in the US of A. shiteatinggrin

He's now going to be a day late with all the latest news, unless he wakes up to with the cocks crowing or the swine wallowing.

Come Home Johnnie........................ we don't want you to end up like Baz.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oRoTqo6Sd8



Shorty Down Under

 

[ruff]

It's not Waldo, how many times do I have to tell you.
It's- Wild Dog :idea:

 

[Brian L]

Tom Meyer is also one of the coolest guys you will ever meet.

 

[juniorc82]

STFU Coret as you can tell the list is legit. Just cuz you are pissed that Recoil Port Hacks are not allowed. I have studied all of these cleaners. Coret just cuz you failed to make the list dont take cheap shots at me. I would let any of these guys clean my castle.


Golden Boy

Keep kissn ass waldo maybe you can get your own room sooner or later ! You dont know dick about me or what I got goin on. Speakin of recoil hacks I guess that makes willy p one as well . your list is joke but I huess if you wanted to brown nose a little bit to the old timers in here mission accomplished. oh ya how are you gonna put the top 25 cleaners when most of those guys are owner ops? I guess you got time to put together and research meaningless lists like this . I actualy have work going on and speaking of which need to get going to my next job .

 

[prestige cleaner]

I have a goal now, to make it my journey and someday be on that list....with my purple power ps and my porty.

 

[J Scott W]

I may not have made Waldo's list, but I expect to make Mr. Blackwell's list.

 

[curt johnson]

The last few months I was worried I'd drop out of top 25. When Waldo and his staff were in Phoenix testing me and other select cleaners he told me he was blown away........this year as part of my "value added service" to customers when I'm done cleaning and right before I hand them the invoice I bust out 5 pushups. Nothing extra, just 5 old fashioned "GUN SHOWS". Customers are blown away by this. The other thing Waldo noticed was my new slogan on the side of my van that reads "60% of the time our cleaning system work 100% of the time".

PS One other of my new VAS techniques is this: upon arrival at a job I immediately ask to use the bathroom. I like to see how clean the toilet is to decide whether I really want to bring my equipment in and work on their house. If toilet too dirty I pass on the job and move on to next one.

 

[harryhides]

I have studied all of these cleaners. I would let any of these guys clean my castle.
Golden Boy

So Waldo what country does John Middleton live and when did you STUDY his cleaning ??
I fact when did you ever study ANYTHING besides a beer keg?

 

[ruff]

The last few months I was worried I'd drop out of top 25. When Waldo and his staff were in Phoenix testing me and other select cleaners he told me he was blown away........this year as part of my "value added service" to customers when I'm done cleaning and right before I hand them the invoice I bust out 5 pushups. Nothing extra, just 5 old fashioned "GUN SHOWS". Customers are blown away by this. The other thing Waldo noticed was my new slogan on the side of my van that reads "60% of the time our cleaning system work 100% of the time".

PS One other of my new VAS techniques is this: upon arrival at a job I immediately ask to use the bathroom. I like to see how clean the toilet is to decide whether I really want to bring my equipment in and work on their house. If toilet too dirty I pass on the job and move on to next one.

That was funny Curt,
After this post you are number 1 on my list.

Go market it

 

[Mikey P]

shit, I have not seen a funny Johnson in a wrong time.

 

[Mikey P]

I talked to one of The Waldo List inspectors today about Werner's sudden drop in status.



They said no 360i was huge.


He wont make the top 40 next year if he doesn't hip up.

 

[Goldenboy]

Werner gets deductions for being kindy of creapy. Dont know even if a 360i could put him up top. Them porty hacks get real wound up about not making the Top 25. Going around in a Scion with a Shop Vac dumping five gallons of water in the great room recovering 2 gallons should be illegal. Actually really sad they do that to their customers.

Golden Boy

 

[Art Kelley]

Them porty hacks get real wound up about not making the Top 25. Going around in a Scion with a Shop Vac dumping five gallons of water in the great room recovering 2 gallons should be illegal. Actually really sad they do that to their customers.

Golden Boy

It should be illegal for people like Cole to mass market that crap and destroy our industry wherever they operate.

 

[Danny Strickland]

Werner gets deductions for being kindy of creapy. Dont know even if a 360i could put him up top. Them porty hacks get real wound up about not making the Top 25. Going around in a Scion with a Shop Vac dumping five gallons of water in the great room recovering 2 gallons should be illegal. Actually really sad they do that to their customers.

Golden Boy

May Dustin Murry come back to sleep on yore couch for leaving me off the fooking list!!!!!!!

PS hope one of yore hand picked BS cleaners has sum Xtra protein spotter to get that spooge off your chin!!!

 

[sweendogg]

c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRLbPg22gWwc]

 

[ruff]

Werner gets deductions for being kindy of creapy. Dont know even if a 360i could put him up top. Them porty hacks get real wound up about not making the Top 25. Going around in a Scion with a Shop Vac dumping five gallons of water in the great room recovering 2 gallons should be illegal. Actually really sad they do that to their customers.

Golden Boy

May Dustin Murry come back to sleep on yore couch for leaving me off the fooking list!!!!!!!

PS hope one of yore hand picked BS cleaners has sum Xtra protein spotter to get that spooge off your chin!!!

Just send him a Jehova witness

 

[Doug Cox]

Werner gets deductions for being kindy of creapy. Dont know even if a 360i could put him up top. Them porty hacks get real wound up about not making the Top 25. Going around in a Scion with a Shop Vac dumping five gallons of water in the great room recovering 2 gallons should be illegal. Actually really sad they do that to their customers.

Golden Boy

May Dustin Murry come back to sleep on yore couch for leaving me off the fooking list!!!!!!!

PS hope one of yore hand picked BS cleaners has sum Xtra protein spotter to get that spooge off your chin!!!

Good one, Waldo

You pissed off the janitor for leaving him off your list.

 

[Jack May]

Shorty and Harry, it's my second year (maybe third, I can't remember) on this list.

The US think they ARE the world, so why little a simple incidental fact of me residing in NZ affect such a prestigeous award :roll:

Besides the fact I've not been cleaning carpets for about 15 months. I still manage a carpet cleaning business, but rarely clean except for helping out on a/h commercial.

John

 

[John Watson]

Hey there Mr Waldo Peckerhead,,

My Helen said you spelt her name wrong, Its Helen not John!!!

 

[Wandslinger]

Mikey P broke the news to me yesterday. I'm honored, it's like Christmas all over again. Thanks!

I posted the award on my website


http://www.carpetandtilecare.com/blog.php

 

[captaincarpet]

I am honored! I will of course be using it in my marketing!

 

[Cameron1]

over the next month you will see me hitting the ads hard core with this. It may be dumb to others but you can use it
it

ThAt's right Crowley , I have used this ranking for years to promote my standing in the cleaning universe. iT has helped beyond belief
Thanks waldorf

 

[Mikey P]

too bad about Waldo


Shame really.

 

[FB19087]

too bad about Waldo


Shame really.

Just make the list....like always.......and attribute it to a more stable Iowan ................ Russ?

 

[Desk Jockey]

I agree Russ knows the guys and how they clean. Steady as the day is long.

Good choice Fred!



P.S. I am just kidding about being included. The honor should go to those that clean daily. Sides I already know I'm great.

 

[Mikey P]

@Russ T.