5 to 7 jobs a day was the norm..

[Mikey P]

Premium people pleaser Satan cant recollect how the hell he ever pulled off those days as a COIT chimp.

Five jobs in five different cities, 30 to 45 minutes drive average in between..

And upsell upsell upsell was the game, mathematically just doesn't make sense how i pulled it off.


But I do recall some pretty long days.

 

[Steve Lawrence]

That's what you get for working for Coit all those years! Lots of LR DR only jobs, I bet.

What made you want to go in biz for yourself? (Good choice, BTW.)

 

[hogjowl]

It wasn’t all about him at Coit.
Same with all of us.

 

[Mikey P]

Lots of LR DR only jobs, I bet.

nope, most LDH and 3 br plus a sofa sort of jobs..



LOTS of upholstery.

 

[hogjowl]

No wonder you were so pissy during those Evey Babydays.

 

[Mikey P]

Coit Guy was delightfully upbeat.



I thought.

 

[Numero Uno]

East Coast was Adler an Sons,Sears and Chemlawn.
In the Seventies we knew the song you sang at Coit.
We were in competition with other states divisions.
The sales per trks were posted weekly.
My dominacy led to my being division manager at an early age.
Basically head babysitter of looney town...lol.
But 40k in 81 was great money
An at age 21-21 wooooo...
.

 

[Mikey P]

my knuckles would bleed regularly...

 

[Jim Pemberton]

Premium people pleaser Satan cant recollect how the hell he ever pulled off those days as a COIT chimp.

"Tho' much is taken, much abides; and tho'
We are not now that strength which in old days
Moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are"

Ulysses-Tennyson

 

[Mikey P]

"Tho' much is taken, much abides; and tho'
We are not now that strength which in old days
Moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are"

Ulysses-Tennyson

I'm hoping Marty can cipher that for me..

 

[Jim Pemberton]

"You ain't as strong as you were when you were a young'n....idiot"

Marty on Pemberton's Keyboard

 

[Desk Jockey]

"You ain't as strong as you were when you were a young'n....idiot"

Marty on Pemberton's Keyboard

Marty is actually smart...well, so he tells me.

Does that make me dumb-er for believing him?

 

[Jim Pemberton]

Marty is actually smart...well, so he tells me.

Does that make me dumb-er for believing him?

Marty is smarter than he let's on.

He acts like a philistine, but he's the Shelby Foote of MB.

 

[Cleanworks]

"You ain't as strong as you were when you were a young'n....idiot"

Marty on Pemberton's Keyboard

I'm not as good as I once was but I'm as good once as I ever was.

 

[hogjowl]

I’m not googling that

 

[FB7777]

"You ain't as strong as you were when you were a young'n....idiot"

Marty on Pemberton's Keyboard

and this explanation of Tennyson , dumbed down in Mikeysboard fashion is why us commoners are Champing at the Bit to take council with you late into the evening over cigars and top shelf whiskey


alas you deny us .....

 

[hogjowl]

Good lord ...

 

[FB7777]

Good lord ...

My sentiment towards Jim is genuine


Pemberton’s flaw is stroking the ego of a dipshit dullard like you for the sake of some chemical sales


it’s shameless but I get it .... a pathetic dope like you will be calling him with your credit card by the end of the month

 

[hogjowl]

Man, you were right on top of it tonight!

 

[Mikey P]

I had Jim trapped in my pickup truck for about 16 hours last year I don't recall talking a whole lot about carpet cleaning other than why that fvcking idiot Waldo kept calling me...

 

[Mikey P]

Or maybe it was 2019...

 

[Jim Pemberton]

I had Jim trapped in my pickup truck for about 16 hours last year I don't recall talking a whole lot about carpet cleaning other than why that fvcking idiot Waldo kept calling me...

I learned more about your sense of patience and tolerance than I otherwise could have.

 

[FB7777]

I apologize Jim... you may have been collateral damage in my Marty sniper attack


if you an Carol one day decide to make the trek to Cape Cod , lodging is on me.... as an added bonus , my presence is optional

 

[Mikey P]

Kknowing Jim, he'd rather join you on birdwatch island down there in retirementville.


While you're in cape cod....

 

[hogjowl]

If he insinuates he’d enjoy your company
He’s a salesman

 

[Cleanworks]

I apologize Jim... you may have been collateral damage in my Marty sniper attack


if you an Carol one day decide to make the trek to Cape Cod , lodging is on me.... as an added bonus , my presence is optional

You like to watch?

 

[Jim Pemberton]

I apologize Jim... you may have been collateral damage in my Marty sniper attack


if you an Carol one day decide to make the trek to Cape Cod , lodging is on me.... as an added bonus , my presence is optional

She has reminded me more than once that our New England trip wouldn’t be complete without meeting her long lost brother!

 

[FB7777]

Kknowing Jim, he'd rather join you on birdwatch island down there in retirementville.


While you're in cape cod....

That place will rent out at $400 net per night...

Cape Cod off season is ‘on the arm”

 

[Jim Pemberton]

If he insinuates he’d enjoy your company
He’s a salesman

She wants to meet you to Marty.

She says you both could make fun of me while I get antivenin treatment after being bitten by my beloved cottonmouths should we visit.

Imagine both of you calling me “idiot” in unison

 

[FB7777]

Kknowing Jim, he'd rather join you on birdwatch island down there in retirementville.


While you're in cape cod....

Bonus points for naming these 2 morning walk Sanibel critters

the walk always commences with this glorious beginning