A. Handy. Man.

[Mikey P]

Poor color choice in that crappy brittle acrylic junk that was grossly over applied..

Fixed with the premium $32 stuff..

 

[Trip Moses]

It looks nice. If your in to that sort of thing.

 

[Nomad74]

What does this have to do with carpet cleaning?

 

[hogjowl]

About as much as investing

 

[Mikey P]

What does this have to do with carpet cleaning?

I charge $100 an hour + materials to squeeze a calking gun.


Most normal carpet cleaners look for other ways to make easy money that dont involve piss, shit and lying to people.

 

[Nomad74]

I charge $100 an hour + materials to squeeze a calking gun.


Most normal carpet cleaners look for other ways to make easy money that dont involve piss, shit and lying to people.

So pissy

 

[hogjowl]

I’d rather clean carpet
And I resent it that you’re saying we lie.

 

[Mikey P]

And I resent it that you’re saying we lie.

Do you sell piss services?


Than you lie.

 

[hogjowl]

Normally no. It’s included because my Bio-8 prespray removes stains and odor.
However, on occasion it will be so bad that it requires two trips. First to apply PSor and dwell. Second to clean. Obviously I charge for this.
I never guarantee.

 

[Nomad74]

Same here. I make no promises.

 

[Nomad74]

Same here. I make no promises.

Don't roll your eyes you.

 

[Sierra Clean Care]

I charge $100 an hour + materials to squeeze a calking gun.


Most normal carpet cleaners look for other ways to make easy money that dont involve piss, shit and lying to people.

100$ hr. ?
Jebus Mike, you are slipping man…

Does any other trade charge that?

We are @ 2-4 every hr..

 

[Mikey P]

100$ hr. ?
Jebus Mike, you are slipping man…

Does any other trade charge that?

We are @ 2-4 every hr..

I can hire auto mechanics a lot smarter than me to use a complete snap-on toolbox in their shop for under 100 an hour.

I'm only wearing out my knees and a $15 cocking gun.


By prepping all the baseboards along with those counters, it's an hour $1,300 job that I don't have to worry about swelling the MDF.


No assistant and all my shit's paid for.

 

[hogjowl]

You live in hell

 

[Mikey P]

You live in hell

Its a ToughShed actually.

 

[Mikey P]

I live in Paradise on earth, actually, 4 days in the desert and we only saw five or six people.

 

[hogjowl]

Boy … I bet they were PISSED!

 

[Mikey P]

Boy … I bet they were PISSED!

We flew by them.


Jeeps are the Lazy Boy's of off roading.

 

[Kenny Hayes]

You live in hell

I guess there’s more than one hell.

 

[hogjowl]

Mine was driving my wife around today while she shopped

 

[Desk Jockey]

Mine was driving my wife around today while she shopped

How coincidental, hers was too!

 

[hogjowl]

No way … she was in Heaven. She didn’t stop talking the entire time.

 

[Desk Jockey]

No way … she was in Heaven. She didn’t stop talking the entire time.

I know, my wife loves to be with me.

I'm just not sure if its because she loves me, or wants to torture me with her errands.

 

[Kenny Hayes]

Mine says so, are you going to the grocery store with me? Sure, I wouldn’t miss it

 

[Desk Jockey]

Mine says so, are you going to the grocery store with me? Sure, I wouldn’t miss it

I get bait and switched.
"How about we go get Subway for lunch? Then oh and while we're out I need to stop at Sam's and Homedepot and mail this too. What do you want for dinner tonight? We can stop at the grocery store also!"

Me? Nothing...nothing...I'm never eating again!

 

[Willy P]

No way … she was in Heaven. She didn’t stop talking the entire time.

Allow me to help you - they never shut up.

 

[KevinL]

I can hire auto mechanics a lot smarter than me to use a complete snap-on toolbox in their shop for under 100 an hour.

I'm only wearing out my knees and a $15 cocking gun.


By prepping all the baseboards along with those counters, it's an hour $1,300 job that I don't have to worry about swelling the MDF.


No assistant and all my shit's paid for.

Can you come do my shower? but leave your cocking gun at home