Are you Ready for The Ruthie?

[Mikey P]

Ellen is a rare gem and I just love the Texas drawl and all. Total respect.

Wagner...meh.. she's hunting aborigines these days..

Ruth appears to be the life of the party and if you're a dipsh*t, boy she'll sock you in the throat.





I can't wait for Ruth's "Rate the Rug Guru Classes" segment tomorrow night.

Have your Mint Julips chilled and ready.

 

[Desk Jockey]

You nearly lost a nut there at the bar.

 

[Goomer]

I never ask anyone if they are ready for the Roofie.

Defeats the whole purpose.

Oooops......forget it......