Asshole stretcher

[Mikey P]

From what I can tell, we only have one carpet repairman in our whole valley ..I've sent him God only knows how much work and I had to go back on a job that I cleaned last week to clean some tile and I find that he leaves his jobs looking like this..


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[Mikey P]

 

[Desk Jockey]

You live in a SHIT-hole town, in a SHIT-hole state, why are you shocked at SHIT-hole service. I kinda expected it. I'd have called Carpet Cops!

 

[FB19087]

I preemptively banned Canadians from this thread

 

[Desk Jockey]

I preemptively banned Canadians from this thread

Good move! lol

 

[Nomad74]

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Tell him about the Best Buy warranty.

 

[Dolly Llama]

ah, the ole vac is broke trick, eh?

lta

 

[Mikey P]

ah, the ole vac is broke trick, eh?














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lta

I'm positive he used it 3 years ago the last time I complained

 

[hogjowl]

It’s a real pisser when you screw up an asshole message with you pidgin English

 

[Hack Attack]

all tradies here seem to be like that, just came back from checking a vacant rental I cleaned on Friday.. can tell a sparky and gib stopper have been since, no evidence left from the glazier other than a new window

 

[Mikey P]

It’s a real pisser when you screw up an asshole message with you pidgin English

Considering he apologized profusely in my client got a free restrech, I would say my pigeon was profoundly proficient

 

[steve_64]

I would do what he did but stop taking referrals from you too.

 

[Mikey P]

I would do what he did but stop taking referrals from you too.

There's a big surprise.

He's a burned-out stoner too

 

[steve_64]

Yeah I imagine he c4inges every time he sees your number and let's it go to voice mail every time you call.
Sounds like he doesn't need referrals that don't pay. Be cause he didn't vacuum.

 

[DAT]

Is he a carpet installer?

 

[hogjowl]

This whole place is full of morons

 

[Nomad74]

This whole place is full of morons

Careful, you might get Boyled.

 

[Mikey P]

Yeah I imagine he c4inges every time he sees your number and let's it go to voice mail every time you call.
Sounds like he doesn't need referrals that don't pay. Be cause he didn't vacuum.

I never call him


Whats up Steve, sounds like you could use your ass stretched, want his number?

 

[Lee Stockwell]

San Francisco lingo?

 

[steve_64]

Do you really think he would take good enough care of his vacuum to use it on new carpet?
And as a home owner even if a contractor half asses a job I still pay them. Bad juju not too. Just don't refer him.
I just don't get it I guess.
And I woukd shop vac up the loose fibers.
The asshole installers who I see use a vacuum beat the hek out of the baseboards too.

 

[Kenny Hayes]

But he didn’t! The janitor gets it. I have to clean up behind tradesman all the time

 

[LCCFL]

Some tape could've picked up the fibers since his vacuum broke.

 

[Jim Pemberton]

San Francisco lingo?

I think the title of this thread is unfortunate

 

[hogjowl]

Just look at your Mikey pinup
You’ll get it

 

[Mikey P]

Bless your heart...

 

[randy]

San Francisco lingo?

Don't try relating to these kids, LEE. It just makes us seem older and our joints hurt more.

 

[randy]

I think the title of this thread is unfortunate

PainFULLY so

 

[bob vawter]

Careful, you might get Boyled.

Boyle bailed!