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Desk Jockey

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It's coming fast and so I pulled out my suitcase and waz packin a few things.

The wife walks in the bedroom and starts laughing at me. She asks me what I'm doing, which I would think would be painfully obvious even to the casual observer.

But what the heck, I'm game. I barked out "I'm packin" ☆ although I must say, while "in my mind" it felt like I was barking. It came out more like a wimper...like a child caught doing something wrong.

She is laughing and begins to inspect my work. 9 pairs of socks, 6 pair of underwear and 7 t-shirts. She asks "how long are you going to be there?"

:errf:
4 days.

Then she found my swimwear. Speedo's 1976 era. Mark Spitz. "What the hell?
You can wear those, they don't even fit!"

So I put them on to prove it and she says "I don't think so Flabio."

She is still laughing at me today. I walk in after work, and instead of "how was your day?" She busts out laughing. :dejection:

So...no nut huggers this trip. I'm so glad I can still bring such joy to my wife. :icon_neutral:

:biggrin:
 
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The "Pussification" of the american male. Hollywood and the media has devalued what a man is in this country.

Being macho or talking smack is simply NOT allowed in this country anymore.

And that is why Donald Trump won't be elected because he's brash.....bold.......a MAN!

But you are like the men the Kardashians like to ridicule and turn into a "Caitlin"

PUSSY!
 

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So I'm shaving this am and my wife walks over to me and says I have two different socks on. (I'm thinking yeah, it would be difficult, if not impossible to get both feet into one sock.:oldrolleyes: I bit my tongue not to say it. ).

Then I realize why she is complaining to me, I folded two loads of laundry last night and...well...they were the same color just different stripes.

I look down at my feet and while they are both white, the had different weave to them. I said "Hey, mine don't match either. I didn't do you any worse than I did myself!" :biggrin:

She shook her head at me and walked out. Who looks at socks anyway? :winky:
 

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So I'm shaving this am and my wife walks over to me and says I have two different socks on. (I'm thinking yeah, it would be difficult, if not impossible to get both feet into one sock.:oldrolleyes: I bit my tongue not to say it. ).

Then I realize why she is complaining to me, I folded two loads of laundry last night and...well...they were the same color just different stripes.

I look down at my feet and while they are both white, the had different weave to them. I said "Hey, mine don't match either. I didn't do you any worse than I did myself!" :biggrin:

She shook her head at me and walked out. Who looks at socks anyway? :winky:
It can't be as bad as what happened to my ex husband once. He came home for "lunch" one day and after he left to go back to work I was cleaning up around the house and noticed that there was a pair of mismatched shoes laying on the floor. He only had two pairs and they looked nothing like each other..lol! I thought about calling to warn him but changed my mind. :icon_twisted:
He called me an hour later asking me to please bring him the proper shoe! Everyone laughed about that one for a good year!
 
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She got me good once back when we were first dating. We lived together for two years before we married. "New love" we would often meet for lunch, couldn't spend enough time together. So we had lunch and talk then rush back to work.

The night before I was clipping my toe nails and she was just grossed out at the sight. I kept them in a small pile just to mess with her.

She always takes her shoes off once she hits the door. Well after the grief she gave me the night before...I dropped one toe nail in her shoe.

In her haste to get in her car and back to work, she slipped her shoes on and was hoping saying "ouch ouch".

I'm rolling laughing. :lol: She's cussing me out as she runs/hops out the door. LOL

We both jump in our cars and just down the block she pulls over to the curb and flags me over.

I pull over and she comes walking towards me saying she forgot to kiss me goodbye. She leans into my car for a kiss and...drops the toe nail from her shoes into my fresh glass of iced tea. :eekk:

No time to go back, I dumped my full glass of tea in the road. :errf:

She's laughing all the way back to her car.

Fookin bitch! :angry: :lol:

 

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