Leslie Judson Jones
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Step right up & be the first kid on your block to try the amazing new Judson Labs Snake Oil! It's the revolutionary Triple Strength Deodorizing Encapsulate Cleaner that cleans as well as any competing product for a lot less of your hard earned money!
Not only does it make the commercial market more accessible, it allows you to clean faster and keep more profits for yourself! You can finally give you tech a raise and take your poor wife to a movie & for goodness sake buy your children some new shoes!
Now with out further ado.... (Drum roll please)
Introducing what is going to be a revolutionary new product.
It doesn't slice, dice or make Julian Fries... It just cleans with no coughing, sneezing choking or wheezing and does it with a fresh, clean Sweet Orange Scent that drives Facilities Managers wild! What's that you say? How much does it cost? Less than half the cost of use of a popular competitors product: ... Well, never mind the name... Our product will perform as well if not better than theirs, with a RTU gallon costing a miniscule $0.69 this single gallon will clean a whopping 400 sq ft. Our competitors product costs over a dollar per gallon of RTU and only covers a paltry 300 sq ft.
Do yourselves a favor & try our product! You won't be sorry . In fact, you'll probably feel a sense of gratitude so overwhelming that you want to send us more money! I'll tell you now that we will not take it! Take your wife to a movie, give your technician a raise and for goodness sake buy your children some new shoes.
That’s right... Buy Snake Oil for the sake of the children! Just because we love kids so much we are extending you this special offer!
But wait there's more... We have stumbled across some truly amazing products in our travels.. This is but one of our many amazing discoveries! We took this voodoo formula & boosted it with the power of Snake Oil. In fact if you buy a case of our TRIPLE STRENGTH DEODORIZING ENCAPSULATE CLEANER by October 15th we'll include a qt of our spectacular new spotter for an additional sum of $21.95!
Now I 'm seeing all of the die hard HWE rug suckers out there rolling their eyes... Well, my friends we haven't forgotten about you! Coming in November we have an amazing Double Strength Low Foam Product for you!
It has increased deodorization and emulsification properties and will get the funk out of Mrs. Jones Carpets as well. Not only does it clean as well as most HWE pre-sprays, it can be used as an emulsifier rinse that will encapsulate soils upon drying! This eliminates sticky residues and slows the wicking process!
Step right up & be the first kid on your block to try the amazing new Judson Labs Snake Oil! It's the revolutionary Triple Strength Deodorizing Encapsulate Cleaner that cleans as well as any competing product for a lot less of your hard earned money!
Not only does it make the commercial market more accessible, it allows you to clean faster and keep more profits for yourself! You can finally give you tech a raise and take your poor wife to a movie & for goodness sake buy your children some new shoes!
Now with out further ado.... (Drum roll please)
Introducing what is going to be a revolutionary new product.
It doesn't slice, dice or make Julian Fries... It just cleans with no coughing, sneezing choking or wheezing and does it with a fresh, clean Sweet Orange Scent that drives Facilities Managers wild! What's that you say? How much does it cost? Less than half the cost of use of a popular competitors product: ... Well, never mind the name... Our product will perform as well if not better than theirs, with a RTU gallon costing a miniscule $0.69 this single gallon will clean a whopping 400 sq ft. Our competitors product costs over a dollar per gallon of RTU and only covers a paltry 300 sq ft.
Do yourselves a favor & try our product! You won't be sorry . In fact, you'll probably feel a sense of gratitude so overwhelming that you want to send us more money! I'll tell you now that we will not take it! Take your wife to a movie, give your technician a raise and for goodness sake buy your children some new shoes.
That’s right... Buy Snake Oil for the sake of the children! Just because we love kids so much we are extending you this special offer!
But wait there's more... We have stumbled across some truly amazing products in our travels.. This is but one of our many amazing discoveries! We took this voodoo formula & boosted it with the power of Snake Oil. In fact if you buy a case of our TRIPLE STRENGTH DEODORIZING ENCAPSULATE CLEANER by October 15th we'll include a qt of our spectacular new spotter for an additional sum of $21.95!
Now I 'm seeing all of the die hard HWE rug suckers out there rolling their eyes... Well, my friends we haven't forgotten about you! Coming in November we have an amazing Double Strength Low Foam Product for you!
It has increased deodorization and emulsification properties and will get the funk out of Mrs. Jones Carpets as well. Not only does it clean as well as most HWE pre-sprays, it can be used as an emulsifier rinse that will encapsulate soils upon drying! This eliminates sticky residues and slows the wicking process!