Badass…and uhhh…ass?

[Desk Jockey]

Badass…and uhhh…ass?

Can you guess which is which? lol

Now be kind, its Erick’s baby. ; )

The Zipper SS is badass!

We have 10,00sq feet to clean with it Tuesday. I think the guys will love it. I was impressed using it in ATL. Joey Harper said he has only used his regular Zipper once since getting the SS in April.

I think I’ll take it home and clean my house Sunday. : )

BADDASS!





ASS? Well...maybe...OK OK!

 

[Mikey P]

Shoot lots of video and talk real loud in spanglish

 

[Desk Jockey]

Shoot who?

 

[Bob Pruitt]

The SS is so impressive. Built like a tank! Very difficult to copy too!

 

[Desk Jockey]

It just burned through the soiled carpet samples in ATL.

 

[Jimmy L]

I didn't see it on his website or any videos.

 

[Desk Jockey]

I'm waiting for permission from Saiger. He has the rights to all videos Zipper.

 

[hogjowl]

Pitiful

Haven't even used it on a job yet and you're already Saigering.

 

[Desk Jockey]

Yes but I used it in Hotlanta. Its sweet, you need one you hack!

 

[hogjowl]

Mikey can't use one with his whimp TM, so I don't have to buy one either.

 

[Cleanworks]

Haven't you heard? The 7ipper ss is so yesterday. Erik switched to a Cimex and now he's working on the new and improved model.

 

[Desk Jockey]

Story of my life...I'm always a behind.

 

[Kellie Hiler]

I witnessed a 370 in action today and was quite impressed with its heat and suction....maybe not enough for the SS but still a badass machine for its size.

 

[joe harper]

Nice rack Richard .... you're going to say so much time with that zipper SS... That you can go to the gym now

 

[Desk Jockey]

Harper...I didn't know you were in to men. I'm sorry dude, but I am not. But ya know since its you...you can can suck my #@*! !

Did you get the machine yet?

 

[joe harper]

The machine made it to Tampa... but it's not been delivered to its final destination yet. Hopefully Monday. PS... I'm not into men , but I do have a thing for Latino breast... Lmao!!!

 

[Desk Jockey]

Well its closer.

Uhhh yeah...that's not the body part I was thinking of.

 

[Nate The Great]

Story of my life...I'm always a behind.

That's the only place to be..... If you can see the booty from the front, you gon have more problems with it........




I want a Zipper SS also but I was told I need a bigger unit..............story of my life!

 

[Erik]

Richard, if you didn't have that Zipper in your hand, I would have thought that picture was taken twenty years ago. Looking good buddy!

 

[Desk Jockey]

lol

I often think how different the landscape would have been had you invented the Zipper earlier. 20 years ago, would have changed everything!

Thanks Erik!

 

[Willy P]

Dude, you really need push ups to firm up that expansive chest flesh. And not the bra kind.......

 

[Desk Jockey]

Dude, you really need push ups to firm up that expansive chest flesh. And not the bra kind.......

Dude that sounds like work. Uhhh I'm not really into work and for what point?
I'm fine with me. If'n you're not well.....KMA!

 

[Willy P]

While we're at it, that hairstyle went out with disco. And is that a just chocolate milk on your upper lip?

 

[Desk Jockey]

lol

You know if I cared, I'd do something about it. But I don't, I'm comfortable with me. People can take me as I am or they can ignore me. I don't care, its not a popularity contest. I'm not trying impress anyone. I know who I am and I'm fine with it.

 

[Bob Pruitt]

I'm not trying impress anyone.

Sounds a little defensive... Not judging...

 

[Cleanworks]

lol

You know if I cared, I'd do something about it. But I don't, I'm comfortable with me. People can take me as I am or they can ignore me. I don't care, its not a popularity contest. I'm not trying impress anyone. I know who I am and I'm fine with it.

You may want people to take you as you are but people usually take you as you appear to be.

 

[Desk Jockey]

Fool them don't I?

 

[Cleanworks]

I had a roomate once that wanted me to hire him. I told him he'd have to cut his hair, shave, shower more than once a week and not come to work smelling of pot. He replied, people will just have to take me as i am. I told him, I couldn't hire a long haired, lazy, pot smoking hippy. He says, how will they know. I said you look like a long haired, lazy, pot smoking hippy and that's what people will take you for. Because he was my roomate, I knew for a fact, that he was a long haired, lazy, pot smoking hippy

 

[Willy P]

You can bench press the Huffy! In your spandcx biking thong!

 

[Desk Jockey]

I'll take that under advisement.