Chris Muetterties
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how do you get this....? Why advertise this...?
Posted By kevin n on 9/22/2008 at 7:20 PM
" You Get the Cleanest, Fluffiest,
Healthiest, Longest-Lasting
Carpet Cleaning on the Planet,
Or It's FREE! "
how can you back this up....?
Re: how do you get this....? Why advertise this...?
Posted By Steve Cameron on 9/22/2008 at 7:29 PM
You have to have confidence in your abilities. You too will gain this confidence when you grow up. Grasshopper
Guarantee use ratio...that is how
Posted By Kevin M on 9/22/2008 at 8:20 PM
You can throw any guarantee you want and not worry about it. A vary small % of unhappy Consumers use their Guarantees and Waranties.
Re: how do you get this....? Why advertise this...?
Posted By Rickie Fontenot on 9/22/2008 at 8:21 PM
Yeah; I don't advertise that; but I think it! Hee Hee; I get great fluffiness from the Powermate by EDIC.
I have modified them both somewhat bit; that soft brush kinda acts like a pyle groomer vac when extracting. But I never offer anything for FREE!
Re: how do you get this....? Why advertise this...?
Posted By Steve Cameron on 9/22/2008 at 8:35 PM
Oh
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Posted By Bill Soukoreff on 9/22/2008 at 8:38 PM
I think if a customer calls you on it, you just refer them on to Joe Polish and he will take care of it.
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Posted By Steve Cameron on 9/22/2008 at 8:40 PM
Oh
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Posted By kmsulli2 on 9/22/2008 at 8:41 PM
If i ever see someone advertise that they get carpet fluffy, i will personally call them and tell them they are full of it and they are a joke. That would apply to anyone on here as well. Call it what you want but that is goofy.
Re: how do you get this....? Why advertise this...?
Posted By Steve Cameron on 9/22/2008 at 8:42 PM
Oh. I guess you boys need to learn how to clean carpets.
Re: how do you get this....? Why advertise this...?
Posted By kevin n on 9/22/2008 at 9:10 PM
I am sure Joe Polish taught you how to clean carpets. Is this why you can write things like this..?
"My Personal Triple Guarantee To You
1. 100% Money Back Guarantee: If you're not happy, I'll re-clean for free. If you're still not totally head-over heels thrilled, I'll give you all your money back. No questions asked.
2. 30 Day Guarantee: Spots removed STAY GONE- If a spot can come out, we can get it out (including red dye stains). And ones we remove stay gone. But just in case, if one does come back, you have 30 days to call us back out to remove it again for FREE.
3. 7 Day Guarantee: If a catastrophe happens to your carpet within the 1st week after we clean it, don't worry, we will come back & spot clean for no charge."
Re: how do you get this....? Why advertise this...?
Posted By kmsulli2 on 9/22/2008 at 9:21 PM
I found the key to "fluffy" carpet. Here it is;
http://cgi.ebay.com/QVC-Carpet-Refresh- ... 286.c0.m14
Re: how do you get this....? Why advertise this...?
Posted By kevin n on 9/22/2008 at 9:30 PM
Dude, you should bid on it, $10 and you could be the man.. You could give free carpet cleans too just like the other guy posting on here... Is that a Joe Polish issued tool?
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Posted By Mr Yoakum on 9/22/2008 at 9:42 PM
You forgot yuo'll want to take your shoes off and wiggle your toes on it.
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Posted By kmsulli2 on 9/22/2008 at 10:02 PM
;-)
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Posted By Jordan Stucky on 9/22/2008 at 11:11 PM
Fluffiness=Von Schrader!!!....a freaking gigantic cylidrical brush like a vacuum...it fluffs carpet up and lifts pile and seperates fibers...like thousands of bristles on the brush...
Re: how do you get this....? Why advertise this...?
Posted By Steve Cameron on 9/23/2008 at 7:04 AM
Yes, it pulls the clients in like crazy! Thank you very much.
Now, are you ready to give me head?
That is really what your are after, isn't it? Sorry, but I don't go for the little boys like you do.
Now,
as pathetic as your website is I sure wouldn’t be parsing mine.
Modified By Steve Cameron on 9/23/2008 at 7:06 AM
Re: how do you get this....? Why advertise this...?
Posted By Kris on 9/23/2008 at 7:34 AM
I guess this is what we all do when we are so busy that our heads are spinning?
Goofy or not...if it works it works...
Instead of How do you get this?...why don't you just the source?...instead of Why do you advertise this?...why don't you ask the source and see how it is working?
I always thought that BB stood for Bashing Board...
Modified By Kris on 9/23/2008 at 7:45 AM
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Posted By Tom Rowe on 9/23/2008 at 8:33 AM
That's real nice. Shows a lot of character,...not good character either.
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Posted By Steve Cameron on 9/23/2008 at 8:46 AM
And by the way, I have never had a client request their money back, nor do I clean for free.
Sure, we offered a free room of cleaning years ago, and the average ticket on those jobs were about 250.00. Much lower than our 385.00 ticket of today.
I like Kris's advice : why don't you just come see me or call rather than hide behind your keyboard ?
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Posted By Bob 'e Savage on 9/23/2008 at 8:53 AM
If you have not actually tried it, how can you comment about it?
You can certainly have YOUR opinion, but it is just that, YOUR opinion.
Modified By Bob 'e Savage on 9/23/2008 at 8:53 AM
Re: how do you get this....? Why advertise this...?
Posted By Steven Hoodlebrink on 9/23/2008 at 10:14 AM
We offer a T.P. cleaning at 6 months. We call it something like 6 month spot spill cleaning. Pretty blunt huh ? But in the description we use the words fluffy, soft, healthy.
Its worked really well. It isn't as popular as we want it, but its getting there.
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Posted By jan sullins on 9/23/2008 at 11:41 AM
Very interesting reading. Interesting but insane! Leave the dirt from our minds out of this forum!
Re: how do you get this....? Why advertise this...?
Posted By Steve Cameron on 9/23/2008 at 12:47 PM
Yep. My bad.
Steve ?
Posted By chris muetterties on 9/23/2008 at 5:51 PM
I'm sure you can find a better site for solicitation than here on the ICS BB.
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Posted By admiralclean on 9/23/2008 at 7:31 PM
LOL ... if I'd said that, it would be deleted by now and I would have an Evey email in my in box.
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Posted By Tom Rowe on 9/23/2008 at 7:55 PM
And you'd prolly be banned forever.
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Posted By Steve Cameron on 9/23/2008 at 8:02 PM
What on earth are you talking about Chris? I am selling nothing here but my personal charm.
As a matter of fact ya bunch of Einstein’s, ya keep bringing up Joe Polish, but I have been out of Piranha for a good while now. So please elaborate on your statement.
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Posted By Loren Egland on 9/23/2008 at 8:24 PM
Guaranteed best cleaner in town. Nobody, but nobody, will out clean us!
Re: how do you get this....? Why advertise this...?
Posted By chris muetterties on 9/23/2008 at 8:43 PM
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Posted By Steve Cameron on 9/23/2008 at 7:04 AM
Yes, it pulls the clients in like crazy! Thank you very much.
Now, are you ready to give me head?
That is really what your are after, isn't it? Sorry, but I don't go for the little boys like you do.
Now,
as pathetic as your website is I sure wouldn’t be parsing mine."
Steve I found it strange for asking on ICS for "Head" form grown men.
Wow I am stunned that its still up!!
