BEST CRAIGSLIST AD EVER

[davendana]

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/wvl/wan/2570866645.html


Just in case it gets flagged:

I have a small 1 bedroom condo which is about 750 SF. I need the carpet in the living room and bedroom cleaned. I would prefer to pay for this by servicing you and your partner orally. I am HWP, clean and discrete as you need to be also. This is for Monday 8-29.


sonofabitch I'm booked on the 29th

 

[Ross Buettner]

Till you meet Jimbob spittin' chew on the floor.....

CLEAN DAT UP

 

[Jack Zipper Zerkie]

Thats a fair trade a suck job for a suck job. jz.

 

[Becker]

Bait and switch.

He/she is going to sing for you.

 

[Brian R]

Ok, I'm not hip...What does HWP mean?

If she's/he's already clean....I don't see a problem. :shock: !gotcha!

 

[Brian R]

I responded to it....I gotta see what happens. Maybe I can get Imbesi to sub it out for me?? :mrgreen:

 

[tmdry]

thats hilarious

 

[Ron K]

HWP=Hot Water Prostitute
See Brian...Low moisture Sucks....I mean doesn't....I mean blowme

 

[Royal Man]

I read where a guy posted an ad similar to this and linked to info back to his Ex-girlfriend as a way to harass her.

She wondered why she was getting all these strange calls and then she had the boyfriend arrested.

 

[truckmount girl]

I would upsell her a mattress cleaning....it probably needs it.

Take care,
Lisa

 

[Brian R]

HWP=Hot Water Prostitute
See Brian...Low moisture Sucks....I mean doesn't....I mean blowme

:shock:

 

[Studebaker]

... Throw the stain gaurd in for free

 

[MicahR]

I would upsell her a mattress cleaning....it probably needs it.

Take care,
Lisa

Love it!

 

[davendana]

Bait and switch.

He/she is going to sing for you.

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

 

[davendana]

I responded to it....I gotta see what happens. Maybe I can get Imbesi to sub it out for me?? :mrgreen:

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

 

[Brian R]

Bait and switch.

He/she is going to sing for you.

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Yeah, I thought that was extremely funny too. Good job Becker. I just didn't want to admit it because I didn't get to say it first.

I was thinking dentist....But your's was funnier.

 

[steve g]

someone should ask if you don't have a partner and clean alone if that means there is an upgrade available or the possibility of 2 sessions. also if the oral encounter includes full extraction or not.

 

[Royal Man]

Is the with or without the false teeth?

 

[Brian R]

All I responded with was

"Are you serious?"


And this is what I just got.

Yes. I am a divorced bi white male, 58, HWP, clean and discrete.

Where's the vomit emoticon. Nastee!!



Should I ask for a pic??? :shock:



PS. I still don't know what HWP means. :|

 

[Royal Man]

height weight proportional

 

[Willy P]

See Ken Snow's post:

Position To Fill

 

[randy]

I read where a guy posted an ad similar to this and linked to info back to his Ex-girlfriend as a way to harass her.

She wondered why she was getting all these strange calls and then she had the boyfriend arrested.

So did she prosecute you Dave or forgive and forget.

 

[randy]

I would upsell her a mattress cleaning....it probably needs it.

Take care,
Lisa

Yep, there is always a way to make a suck in this industry, oops I meant buck....

No wonder so many cleaners are going under, too much bartering. Howard is going to have to come out with a new seminar to straighten this all out.

I wonder why she didn't just call the IICRC for a referral. They screw people for a living too.

 

[steve g]

maybe mikey still knows how to get a hold of shawn yorrk, and maybe shawn yorrk still has access to a vortex, he might be interested :shock: :shock:

 

[Giorgio]

That's not funny Steve G.

May I ask what your contribution to the carpet cleaning industry is?

Newsflash - a "self rebuilt Cub" doesn't count...

A$$hole.

Btw, you going to connections next week? Id like to put a face with the jerk who's always taking cheap shots at my friend.

maybe mikey still knows how to get a hold of shawn yorrk, and maybe shawn yorrk still has access to a vortex, he might be interested :shock: :shock:

 

[Goomer]

That's funny.

My favorite Craigslist story is this one..............

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162- ... 04083.html

 

[Scott S.]

so brian,

when you goona be on date line? wear something nice for the camera...