Mikey P
Administrator
As you know, Albert Lazo has decided to quit his position as MB’s only resident Chem Dry Hack.
He is pulling a Mikey and going out on his own.
In honor of this brave move, a few of us Nor Calers decided to have a party for him last night. Nice Italian place in down town San Jose. We had a nice private room upstairs all for us.
Cu,
GreenJuan,
Chuck,
Eckman,
The gang thought it would be extra special if we arranged for some entertainment for the party so we had Chuck call around to some local “escort” services to find a girl small enough to fit into the Chem Dry Charlie costume Lisa scored off ebay last year. We planned to have Mrs Charlie come in during dinner and surprise Albert, dance around, strip down and then sodomize him with a Hole Glide.
Well things didn’t go right and the girl never showed up. Poor Eckman drove 8 hours for a peak at some fresh tang and all he got to see were Chuck’s bigger than ever man boobs..
When we were out in the hall, away from Albert, talking to the pimp on the phone I noticed a shiny almost new Sanitiare MB style vacuum in the corner of the maintenance closet. Without even thinking I grabbed it and walked back into our room and announced “Surprise! Albert we all chipped in and bought you this Mikey’s Board Special Vacuum” I then told him about the Vibra groomer, the 50 ft cord the hepa bag, it’s ease of use and while I’m doing this I can see in his eyes this look of deep gratitude and love for me and I’m pretty sure, even a small tear so I had to stick with the joke and hand it to him with a sincere look on my face, The rest of the group just shut up and let me run with it. Albert bought it hook line and sinker and made an acceptance speech and then fondled the vac for a few then we got back to our dinners.
So dinner is now over and we have to tell him about the failed attempt to get him raped with the glide and we all had a huge laugh. The group divided up the bill and paid for Albert’s meal (and mine since I forgot my wallet) and then stood up to go. We’re all watching each other to see if Albert was really going to take the vacuum and sure shit, he grabbed that baby like it was his third child and proceeded to go down stairs…
The six of us were biting our tongues and trying not to pee in our pants at this point, how he didn’t catch on was a miracle.
Now if the damn guy had made a left at the bottom of the stairs to go out to the parking lot he would be sitting pretty with the 886 right now in the back of his freshly unvinyled Chevy 3500. But no, Albert has to go get his parking ticket validated to save $5.
He walks up to the cashier’s counter and asks the restaurant’s manager for the validation, the manger proceeds to stamp his ticket and then asks “Hey where did you get that vacuum?” Albert get this huge happy grin on his face and with all of us standing behind him in tears, says” Isn’t’ it cool, all my buddies here bought it for me as a present!!”
The guy looks at him, looks at the vacuum and back at him and gets this angry look on his face, “Like hell! That’s our vacuum! You take that back up stairs right now!!”
Albert goes on the defense but Chuck, who used his credit card to reserve the room pusses out and tells Albert it was a joke.
Poor Albert. His heart was broken.
But not broken enough to turn around and give us two middle fingers and big “awe, **** you guys!!!” The room exploded with laughter at this point and eventually, even Albert had to admit how funny it was.
To everyone but the manager.
Oh lordy, we were all choking with silent tear filled belly-wrenching laughter. Seriously, it was one of the hardest laughs I and I think just about all of us ever had.
So we went out into the parking lot to relive the event with Albert and low and behold look who showed up!
Albert had the classic line. "You know I was wondering why you all bought me a used vacuum, I didn't want to seem ungrateful so I didn't say anything"...
I laughed my ass off all the way home.
If you haven’t hooked up with some local MBers, you ought to give it a try. Always a great time.
He is pulling a Mikey and going out on his own.
In honor of this brave move, a few of us Nor Calers decided to have a party for him last night. Nice Italian place in down town San Jose. We had a nice private room upstairs all for us.
Cu,
GreenJuan,
Chuck,
Eckman,
The gang thought it would be extra special if we arranged for some entertainment for the party so we had Chuck call around to some local “escort” services to find a girl small enough to fit into the Chem Dry Charlie costume Lisa scored off ebay last year. We planned to have Mrs Charlie come in during dinner and surprise Albert, dance around, strip down and then sodomize him with a Hole Glide.
Well things didn’t go right and the girl never showed up. Poor Eckman drove 8 hours for a peak at some fresh tang and all he got to see were Chuck’s bigger than ever man boobs..
When we were out in the hall, away from Albert, talking to the pimp on the phone I noticed a shiny almost new Sanitiare MB style vacuum in the corner of the maintenance closet. Without even thinking I grabbed it and walked back into our room and announced “Surprise! Albert we all chipped in and bought you this Mikey’s Board Special Vacuum” I then told him about the Vibra groomer, the 50 ft cord the hepa bag, it’s ease of use and while I’m doing this I can see in his eyes this look of deep gratitude and love for me and I’m pretty sure, even a small tear so I had to stick with the joke and hand it to him with a sincere look on my face, The rest of the group just shut up and let me run with it. Albert bought it hook line and sinker and made an acceptance speech and then fondled the vac for a few then we got back to our dinners.
So dinner is now over and we have to tell him about the failed attempt to get him raped with the glide and we all had a huge laugh. The group divided up the bill and paid for Albert’s meal (and mine since I forgot my wallet) and then stood up to go. We’re all watching each other to see if Albert was really going to take the vacuum and sure shit, he grabbed that baby like it was his third child and proceeded to go down stairs…
The six of us were biting our tongues and trying not to pee in our pants at this point, how he didn’t catch on was a miracle.
Now if the damn guy had made a left at the bottom of the stairs to go out to the parking lot he would be sitting pretty with the 886 right now in the back of his freshly unvinyled Chevy 3500. But no, Albert has to go get his parking ticket validated to save $5.
He walks up to the cashier’s counter and asks the restaurant’s manager for the validation, the manger proceeds to stamp his ticket and then asks “Hey where did you get that vacuum?” Albert get this huge happy grin on his face and with all of us standing behind him in tears, says” Isn’t’ it cool, all my buddies here bought it for me as a present!!”
The guy looks at him, looks at the vacuum and back at him and gets this angry look on his face, “Like hell! That’s our vacuum! You take that back up stairs right now!!”
Albert goes on the defense but Chuck, who used his credit card to reserve the room pusses out and tells Albert it was a joke.
Poor Albert. His heart was broken.
But not broken enough to turn around and give us two middle fingers and big “awe, **** you guys!!!” The room exploded with laughter at this point and eventually, even Albert had to admit how funny it was.
To everyone but the manager.
Oh lordy, we were all choking with silent tear filled belly-wrenching laughter. Seriously, it was one of the hardest laughs I and I think just about all of us ever had.
So we went out into the parking lot to relive the event with Albert and low and behold look who showed up!
Albert had the classic line. "You know I was wondering why you all bought me a used vacuum, I didn't want to seem ungrateful so I didn't say anything"...
I laughed my ass off all the way home.
If you haven’t hooked up with some local MBers, you ought to give it a try. Always a great time.
