I woulda probably hid it but i knew that my competitor was outa town and wouldn't be bidding and i wanted to get my point across when they bocked i informed them that fees can't just be absorbed, someone has to pay. Some time whenyou need a smile ill tell ya about the catch 22 i put the city in over getting a moving letter sign on my building a classic using there rules against um
I could use a smile today, worst flippin day I have had since I started this business!!! And I'm just getting over a fever. Got to my first job, no garden hose connection. I go to adapt to a sink faucet and the aerator was covered in mineral crust and a little stuck in place. I give it a bit of extra umph turning it with my pliers and the ancient faucet stem just shears like tinfoil, and I about crapped my pants. Great! I inform the customer and ask her if she will allow me to replace her sink faucet, she agrees. I go to remove the sink faucet and as soon as I turn the crusty ancient stop valves under the sink they start pouring water out of the stem that attaches to the knob, each one on the hot and cold side. Lovely! I go to the shared basement of her apartment building to cutoff water to her apartment so I can replace both the faucet and the stop valves and despite turning off the valves on the pipes that obviously lead directly into her apartment... her water magically continues flowing. Perfect! I try closing an assortment of possible pipe valves in the ratnest maze of plumbing in this apartment from hell and none of them cut her water supply off, so I boldly do the only sure thing I can think of to cut off water to her sink, I cut off the main water supply to the building

I remove the leaking stop valves and faucet, race to the local hardware store get all the parts and race back.
Surely her landlord calls her on my trip back wondering if she knows why tenants are calling him and complaining about having no water. I race to install the parts and when I turn the water supply back on the stupid fitting the stop valves thread into on the copper pipes will not stop pissing water out of the threads even though I am using good teflon tape looped 3x around like I always do. Cutoff the water supply again reinstall the stop valves with teflon tape looped 6x around, turn on the water supply and the ancient fittings are still pissing water out around the threads of the new stop valves! I cutoff the water supply again and then loop the teflon tape around in such a way that it makes its own fat taper towards the back of the threads and say a prayer and reinstall them. I was ready to call a plumber, but alas it worked without a droplet leaking. Phew!!!
As I am packing up, after I reattached the aerator in her OTHER bathroom that I tapped our garden hose into, she comes into the room and says her other bathroom sink is now leaking



I have no idea how as I didn't see it but my best guess is that a rubber washer fell out of her aerator and went down the drain. It was a sneaky jedi leak of water that was not visible looking at the faucet from the outside. It trickled down the inside of the oversized faucet stem (a copper pipe ran inside that stem to the aerator) and into her bathroom vanity! What the hell!!! Thankfully it was caught quickly. I emptied out her vanity wiped up the water with my terrycloths and blasted the vanity cabinet with my large airmovers. Replaced the missing rubber washer in her aerator and reinstalled it and made the funk sure there wasn't a single sneaky droplet coming out inside her vanity. She was a merciful angel and not only did she not sue me, or leave negative feedback on our public platform, but after paying for the parts I offered to have done the cleaning at no charge but she insisted on giving me a couple hundred bucks.
I wished I called out sick, but that chitstorm would've been waiting for my dumbass anyway. I learned that if I feel any more than a little bit of resistance on another faucet aerator I AM LEAVING IT ALONE!!!!! I also learned that anytime I tap my garden hose onto a sink faucet I AM STICKING MY HEAD UNDER THE CABINET WITH A HEADLAMP AND WATCHING IT WHILE RUNNING FOR
AT LEAST 1 MINUTE TO ENSURE IT ISN'T LEAKING INTERNALLY!!!!! Both when I install the garden hose AND when I reinstall their aerator.
I'm back home now. But I feel like I was thrown in a mud puddle, beat up and slapped around, and then tied up naked in Times Square for people to laugh and throw things at me on a cold and windy day. Anyways, my worst day yet...